false ideals

having the wrong idea about something, not understanding the real thing. failing to recognize.

she has false ideals about what healthy food is
"sally, just because they say it's healthy doesn't mean it really is!"

by yasmeenie November 14, 2013

false god

An item of worship other than the God explained in the Bible. Usually another being/object.

A figment created by an emotionally decapitated person in hopes for acceptance from those around them or the thing they have turned into their worship icon.

People with nothing better to do.

Hey, see that greasy chick over there? She spends 4 hours a day making sex rituals with her false god, Uncle Bill.

by A n o n y m o u s November 13, 2006

categorically false

For such a thing to exist, there must also exist its inseparable opposite. It's, very clearly, a non admission admission, that's synonymous with "compartmentalization", which is where we must look for an in depth understanding of its true meaning.

No clear examples of categorically false may be given without criminal implication, since it is only they who use it.

by imprismed October 24, 2013

False patriot

1. someone who is the patriot of a country other than their own.
2. someone who isn't the patriot of their own country
3. someone who doesn't like their own country

Guy 1: that guy isn't even waving the Australian flag, hes waving the American one!
Guy 2: what a false patriot...
Guy 1: pssh, i know right

by bananaboiyus May 26, 2014

failed

same as fail, but a more personal description of someones actions, as in did not succeed, did not finish, could not accomplish

John went to the club last nigh but he did not come back home with some poontang..... He failed...

by Vikodin March 1, 2007

false

To slap someone with the back of your hand in a painful manner. It's a common word in pidgin, used to intimidate or to initiate physical fights.

What, you like me false you?

by Mono May 2, 2005

Failed Abortion

/Ab-or-Shun Fail-Yur/
Noun
Also known as a unwanted pregnancy, Someone who is the result of a broken condom, defective birth control, or as the name states, when a doctor fails to abort an unwanted infant, many of these types of people often grow up to be dictators of countries, serial killers, rapists, cyberbullies and other unwanted types of people in society.

The weeboo hypocrite known as Shawn is a failed abortion, bullying others, accusing them of being gay while in the closet himself, a perfect advertisement of why condoms and birth control are needed.

by The Painful Reality January 29, 2019