Facebook

An internet site that swallows up your time. It's highly addictive and a haven for stalkers. Everyone has a 'profile'.

Person 1: I added her on facebook that night!
Person 2: Dude, you're such a stalker

by wa1kingdicti0nary December 23, 2011

facebooking

Facebooking- verb; wasting your life away by indulging in the world's largest, most counter productive, mind numbing, and distracting social media platform.

Etymology of Facebook-False Acceptance/Creates Entertainment By Obliterating One's Knowledge.

Brad won't stop facebooking, this is what caused his divorce, and the fact that he does not remember that he has kids or that he has his own house, but he now has 3,000 "friends" which really means he's lost and alone. God help all who are facebooking, they need rehab.

by zeus4391 August 25, 2011

Facebook

where crackas go to talk to other crackas. or where weak ass bitches post pussy ass status' about them self.

C Dawg: Yo nigga you herr about dis Facebook shit nigga
J Dawg: Ya nigga dat shits fo crackas nigga
C Dawg: CHEA NIGGA FUCK DS CRACKA BITCHES!

by Mother FUCKING WIL August 11, 2009

Facebook

A MySpace wannabe. Pedophile's roam widely around this website, pretending to be young teenage girls, in order to get the chance to molest young teenage girls. The reason for the countless hours kids spend in their room.

AnchorMan: The pedophile was last seen in Texas, New York, and Facebook.

by Queen Latifa December 27, 2008

facebook

A wannabe myspace.
It makes people think they are
more sophisticated than those with myspaces.

sally: i just made a facebook!
jane: you freakin douche. Nobody interesting has a facebook!
sally: i was just trying to be sophisticated :(

jane: you're fired from life. get a myspace.

by sarah_oh April 29, 2008

facebookable

Due to the upsurge in high school facebookers whose only other friends are other high school facebookers, facebookable is defined as any picture that displays the said facebooker's status as a crazy partier or otherwise macho person. Thus, the only non-facebookable pictures are ones that show people with their grandmothers, or helping out orphans.

"Shit man, don't put that picture up, that's not facebookable!"
"Why not? It's of you reading to your brother before he goes to sleep."
"Exactly. Here, take this one, it's me passed out in a pool of my own vomit after a killer party!"
"Whoa brah you are so cool!"
"Check out the cigarette in my hair!"

by Prof. Winkle February 9, 2008

Facebooked

When you've budgeted time to catch up on notifications and read status updates.

I haven't checked PerezHilton yet... I'm still facebooked.

by VisualScott November 12, 2009