florida paddle

Florida Paddle

Flor·i·da \ˈflȯr-ə-də, ˈflär- pad·dle intransitive verb \ˈpa-dəl\
1: to move the hands or feet about in a very shallow motion to gain thrust while surfing, in a manner to avoid shark attack; especially common in the U.S. state of Florida, but useful in other states.

It was getting dark and a little sharky in the water, so he did a florida paddle.

by Miki Dora December 30, 2013

Killed by Florida

Killed by Florida started years ago out of the depressed swamp of south Florida, full of hate and angst. We are politically charged and fast as hell. We are anti-religion, anti-racist, anti-transphobia, and anti-war.

Rivs- lead guitar

Scala- bass

Alex- drums

Jammer- lead vocals.

I went and saw killed by Florida live. It was the best show I had ever been to!

by DeDuke August 24, 2023

Florida blowjob

When a Burmese Python slithers up your toilet and bites your penis while you're taking a piss.

Jeremiah can't come to work today because he got a Florida blowjob.

by aidenthesnork March 2, 2020

Florida blowjob

Where a snake bites your penis

Oh man I just got the Florida blowjob in when I went in the Everglades today

by Whammu March 2, 2020

Florida swoop

A Florida swoop is a someone who is a hoe, or indulges in many sexual relationships at the same time.

“You don’t want her bro she’s a Florida swoop”
Kodak ~ “she ain’t nun but a Florida swoop”

by ZADDY_Cali July 15, 2023

Florida Condom

A condom used by a person with an STD.

Malcolm uses condoms when he has sex. Dude that's gross, he's leaving those Florida condoms laying around?

by MexicanJ0ker April 27, 2020

florida meatball

Sucking on a sweaty scrotum.

I love Florida meatballs.

by SirAnarchy March 27, 2017