fetus control

fetus control is an act of which after ejaculating deep into the woman's vagina you then take your fist and uppercut her in the uterus opening up your arms and squeezing as hard as you can making sure to completely destroy her eggs in the process to avoid pregnancy

Joe: dude how did you go with Julia
max: it went well we went to my place but I had to perform fetus control to make sure she won't get pregnant

by shiokarai December 14, 2019

fetus control

fetus control is when a man accidentally or intentionally ejaculates deep into the woman's vagina which he then proceeds to uppercut her uterus, opening up his palm and squeezing as hard as he can make sure to destroy all the eggs possible to avoid pregnancy then screaming fetus control and dipping

joe: hey dud how did you and Julia go?
max: it went well but i had to fetus control that bitch

by shiokarai December 14, 2019

Fetus

A more powerful form of "Baby".

"Omg they're so cute, they're really Baby."
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN BABY?! THEY'RE STRAIGHT FETUS!!!"

by Datchicken7890 December 15, 2019

Fetus dance

It's an unborn child in the womb dancing...Just think about a Christmas tree with a fetus with the umbilical cord on it still dancing on the tree.

I used to be a fetus dancer.

by Dr. REEEE KID December 20, 2019

fetus man

a unborn man

pregnant woman:ooh my fetus man is ready to be born

by fetus maker May 8, 2019

yeetus on my fetus

when you meet on a fetus

Danial: hello
John:yeetus on my fetus!!!!!

by the meter October 2, 2019

ur fetus has no genus

Even worse than ur bloodline ain't a straight line. It is the ultimate insult

Whenever this is used someone in a 10 meter area (hail the metric system) explodes in confetti.

Bobby is at Timmy's place playing
- Ur mom gay, said Timmy.
- Ur dad lesbian, answered Bobby.
-Ur sister is a mister.
-I have no sister, said Bobby.
-That's it. Ur fetus has no genus!
*Timmy's mom explodes in confetti*

by ZimbleMeister April 18, 2018