Ethan

The guy in class than can do about half a push up and he tries talking to you with his high IQ brain but your such low IQ can't handle the quite prodigious words he uses.

Stacy: Ew look its ethan
Ethan: Please do not verbally express such words around me as I am too astute to handle these peasant words please stop I beseech.

by HalfSmartMan January 21, 2020

Ethan

A person that is often very stupid and retarded

I hate Ethan he's so retarded

by Bruh5034 March 30, 2020

Ethan

The most obnoxious,rude,selfish,hurtful,mean,short,weird,annoying person ever in the entire universe. He is normally VERY VERY VERY short. He brags about things no one cares about and doesn’t try on anything. If he is still in school he never turns his homework in and normally thinks he is a rebel

Hey man wanna invite a friend over

You:who?

Friend: oh a friend named Ethan

You: Oh uh never mind

by Dwite Halbert February 21, 2020

Ethan

A stupid person who has sex with his mom everyday. He is not self conscious and loves himself so much.

Oooh look at that ethan, I want to be just like him!

by Goon Rat February 28, 2020

ethan

He will make you feel so safe all the time, ur gonna fall for him, ur gonna be there whenever he needs you, ur gonna think he’s the cutest person alive but guess what honey he’s just here to fuck. All the ethans are here for sex and u know it.

georgia: “omg it’s ethan he’s coming over”
larita: “don’t be an idiot he just wants a root”

by i’m in love with a gangster May 5, 2020

Ethan

Ethan is a 13 year old homo child who has a crush on his 3 year old little cousin

Ethan likes big black guys

by Turts the god May 21, 2020

Ethan

Ethan is a type of guy who seems quiet and possibly the jerk/douche type but once you grow a friendship with him he begins to reveal his true colors. He has a great sense of humor, typically the athletic type and just someone you would want to be around. Ethan just has the calming type of personality that just makes you feel happy to be alive you know? Once you begin to fall for him it becomes difficult to fall out of those emotions because the more you look at him you can pick out more things you like about him. Even if some may say he is not that attractive his personality with increase that attraction towards him and hell you are lucky if you get yourself a Ethan in your life or have one that loves you <3

Girl 1: Who is that guy over there? He seems so mysterious.
Girl 2: Oh that guy over there, that is a Ethan.

by BaconandCheese October 26, 2017