Empty minded

The kind of guy who thinks there is more drama in somebody else's family, or that growing up in another city really lowers your life expectancy more than not thinking does.

The empty minded guy was from California, a land of palm trees and sunny beaches, so he thought nobody else around him in his town was thinking either, that it was something only people way off in the east did, since California was already perfect.

by Solid Mantis September 18, 2019

Empyophobia

The intense fear of collection of pus empyema

Friend : look at all that pus

Ghof: ew ew ew I can't I have empyophobia, I wanna vomit just thinking about it

by Ghofball October 10, 2019

Empty Hole Syndrome

Pertains to single moms (usually divorced) with adult kids that need a good orgasm provided

1. Missy has been suffering from Empty Hole Syndrome since the divorce, maybe Cruz was right about her needing to get some.

2. Sarah gave up on men after the divorce, she's been out with Becky every weekend since her son left for college, that should cure her Empty Hole Syndrome

by @The Hojer November 25, 2019

Empty noodles

Hair that has been bleached or stripped to shit so it’s frizzy af. No dye or pigment left, your hair is a shell.

Time to dye my hair again, I’m sick of these empty noodles!

by Shitdisturber1738 January 17, 2020

Empty watermelon

When you thought you were getting something

Guy 1 : Man I thought she was gonna let me fuck.
Guy 2 : nah she was just an empty watermelon cuh.

by The wise skunk January 28, 2020

Empty Go

He had no feelings for me after the repeated the hook-ups, it was just an empty go for him.

I was just an empty go to him.

by Billy-Soo January 30, 2020

empty ice

When someone is a cold person (personality wise) and also empty inside

Jerry’s a patch of empty ice, if you ask me

by I’m funnt February 2, 2020