by D & R April 9, 2009
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Get the Emailee mug.What you do if bored on the internet. Involves watching the side-bar adverts on the email site, and then hitting the REFRESH or INBOX buttons to see a different ad. Akin to TV channel-surfing.
"Dude I was so bored yesterday waiting for that girl to email me back that I did some email surfing to pass the time."
"Did you see that identity theft one?"
"Yeah, like TWENTY times!"
"Did you see that identity theft one?"
"Yeah, like TWENTY times!"
by Experimental Mistress October 13, 2009
Get the Email surfing mug.That E-Maul from Tom questioning my mother's heritage was mean and damaging to my psyche.
I have been E-Mauled.
I have been E-Mauled.
by c-clops October 13, 2009
Get the E-Maul mug.An employee who sends an endless stream of unnecessary and unwanted emails that are usually filled with stupid requests for information or other questions. Basically it's people who have too much time and not enough work so they decide to email nonstop.
Mabel is such an email whore; she sent me 43 emails today and it's only 9 am. I am going to just delete them so I can get some actual work done.
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Get the Email mug.An email a person receives after engaging in some endeavor the sender of said email deems a "poor choice".
The heading of a choices email simply states "Choices". In the body of this email, the sender of the email first names a group, for example, "the family", as the concerned party. They then go on to express concern over the choice in question, for example, "alcohol usage". After this, the email is ended with question "What's up?"
Two scenarios that can earn one a choices email:
1. Having one's mom find numerous empty alcohol bottles in their filthy apartment
2. Losing all of one's centsports money on a over/under WNBA bet.
The heading of a choices email simply states "Choices". In the body of this email, the sender of the email first names a group, for example, "the family", as the concerned party. They then go on to express concern over the choice in question, for example, "alcohol usage". After this, the email is ended with question "What's up?"
Two scenarios that can earn one a choices email:
1. Having one's mom find numerous empty alcohol bottles in their filthy apartment
2. Losing all of one's centsports money on a over/under WNBA bet.
Possible choices emails
Scenario #1:
Email title: Choices
Body:
Tank
The family is concerned about your alcohol usage.
What's up?
Scenario #2
Email Title: Choices
Body:
Admiral Halsey
The website is concerned about your reckless betting. What's up?
Scenario #1:
Email title: Choices
Body:
Tank
The family is concerned about your alcohol usage.
What's up?
Scenario #2
Email Title: Choices
Body:
Admiral Halsey
The website is concerned about your reckless betting. What's up?
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