Okay. Emos are a bunch of poser assholes. As you may already know by the 1,000+ definitions of "emo".
Emos are:
1. Ususally seen shopping at Hot Topic, Zumiez, or some other clothing store that is expensive and over indulgent on the whole stripes and skulls theme.
2. In need of a shower. Really badly.
3. Seen with their large groups of emo buddies even though though they say that they are "alone". Psh.
4. Found writing weakass "poems" about breaking up with their girlfriends. Half the WORLD's been there. And they got OVER it. You should too.
5. Stupid. Get a life.
6. Usually trying to pass off their feeble scratches on their wrists as a sign of their self-"mutilation".
7. Fucking preps of the night.
8. NOT COOL
And the list goes on and on...
Please note: Not all people who wear black, have long bangs, are depressed, or preform acts of self-mutilation on themselves are emo. They could like the color, the hair style, or are in some sort of maniac-depression.
Emos are:
1. Ususally seen shopping at Hot Topic, Zumiez, or some other clothing store that is expensive and over indulgent on the whole stripes and skulls theme.
2. In need of a shower. Really badly.
3. Seen with their large groups of emo buddies even though though they say that they are "alone". Psh.
4. Found writing weakass "poems" about breaking up with their girlfriends. Half the WORLD's been there. And they got OVER it. You should too.
5. Stupid. Get a life.
6. Usually trying to pass off their feeble scratches on their wrists as a sign of their self-"mutilation".
7. Fucking preps of the night.
8. NOT COOL
And the list goes on and on...
Please note: Not all people who wear black, have long bangs, are depressed, or preform acts of self-mutilation on themselves are emo. They could like the color, the hair style, or are in some sort of maniac-depression.
Real life experiences:
Aiken: *outrageously funny joke*
Emo: I would laugh, but I can't show emotion.
Aiken: STFU bitch! *punch*
Here's some fun:
What do emo kids use as birth control? Their personalities.
What do you call 1000 emos at the bottom of the ocean? A good start.
Aiken: *outrageously funny joke*
Emo: I would laugh, but I can't show emotion.
Aiken: STFU bitch! *punch*
Here's some fun:
What do emo kids use as birth control? Their personalities.
What do you call 1000 emos at the bottom of the ocean? A good start.
by Aiken BabySlayer September 26, 2007
Get the emomug. by my name November 24, 2006
Get the emomug. Apparently there's been a lot of discussion throughout Urban Dictionary about the word 'emo'. I hope this will clear it up.
I define emo as someone who is emotionally and/or mentally depressed. Not every person who is depressed is emo, but the ones who grow their depression and problems to 9000 times the size that they truly are and then tell other people about said problems so they can people to feel sorry for them. In some ways, they are alike geek and nerds, for I can see some geeks and nerds becoming emos if they are bullied repeatedly or thrust away from the real world.
Emos usually keep to themselves as much as possible but would converse with other emos if they have to. They wear darker clothing and/or articles of clothing that sticks them out from a crowd of people. They try to attain positive attention this way, or recognition from others that they are 'emo' and should be feared because they are different. In this way, emos can be compared with scene people.
Emos think negative thoughts most of the time, viewing the glass half empty and much smaller. They believe themselves to be different than any other human being, and so they decide on acting differently. They will act out in public, scare people, carry weapons, wear clothes no one else wears. In this way, they are like goths, but goths are more violent and hatred in their ways, actually going farther than any emo has.
Emos destroy themselves from inside out from beginning to bully themselves mentally and verbally, then they work on to mental pain through real events in their lives, then physical pain and suffering, and after that its not impossible that they will commit suicide or go completely insane and think like only few people do. Perverted thoughts fill their heads; ones of killing people they have been hurt by, killing people in mass numbers, and the death of loved ones to give themselves pain every now and then. It sounds like a television show where the main character obtains certain powers and then tries to save the world/destroy it, and figure out someone they loved or a relative of a loved one is dead because of said main character's actions.
I define emo as someone who is emotionally and/or mentally depressed. Not every person who is depressed is emo, but the ones who grow their depression and problems to 9000 times the size that they truly are and then tell other people about said problems so they can people to feel sorry for them. In some ways, they are alike geek and nerds, for I can see some geeks and nerds becoming emos if they are bullied repeatedly or thrust away from the real world.
Emos usually keep to themselves as much as possible but would converse with other emos if they have to. They wear darker clothing and/or articles of clothing that sticks them out from a crowd of people. They try to attain positive attention this way, or recognition from others that they are 'emo' and should be feared because they are different. In this way, emos can be compared with scene people.
Emos think negative thoughts most of the time, viewing the glass half empty and much smaller. They believe themselves to be different than any other human being, and so they decide on acting differently. They will act out in public, scare people, carry weapons, wear clothes no one else wears. In this way, they are like goths, but goths are more violent and hatred in their ways, actually going farther than any emo has.
Emos destroy themselves from inside out from beginning to bully themselves mentally and verbally, then they work on to mental pain through real events in their lives, then physical pain and suffering, and after that its not impossible that they will commit suicide or go completely insane and think like only few people do. Perverted thoughts fill their heads; ones of killing people they have been hurt by, killing people in mass numbers, and the death of loved ones to give themselves pain every now and then. It sounds like a television show where the main character obtains certain powers and then tries to save the world/destroy it, and figure out someone they loved or a relative of a loved one is dead because of said main character's actions.
Hey Fred, what's with the long face?
Well, George, my whole family is into being Catholic, but I totally disagree with their religion. And they won't stop hating me for it! They can't just hate me because I want to live my own life the way I want to! I just don't fxxxing understand why my parents hate their youngest son like this! I really wish that....(A while and lots of moping and wallowing-in-one-self's-pity later) You see, that's why I decide to be emo and to cut myself and bleed over the Holy Cross.
Oh, well won't you look at the time! I have to get going! See ya later Fred, hope you fix out the kinks with you parents!
Well, George, my whole family is into being Catholic, but I totally disagree with their religion. And they won't stop hating me for it! They can't just hate me because I want to live my own life the way I want to! I just don't fxxxing understand why my parents hate their youngest son like this! I really wish that....(A while and lots of moping and wallowing-in-one-self's-pity later) You see, that's why I decide to be emo and to cut myself and bleed over the Holy Cross.
Oh, well won't you look at the time! I have to get going! See ya later Fred, hope you fix out the kinks with you parents!
by Energy Max July 25, 2009
Get the emomug. Emos are very sad kids that have nothing better to do with their lives. They all think thay are "emo" because thay are all in depression.
-They cut themselves
-They cry for no reason
-They are all gay
-They are a rip-off of goth
-They listen to stupid fucking songs that make no sence what so ever
-They hate everyone
-They take shitty pictures where they cover half their face with their dirty ass hair
-Never become emo
-They cry for no reason
-They are all gay
-They are a rip-off of goth
-They listen to stupid fucking songs that make no sence what so ever
-They hate everyone
-They take shitty pictures where they cover half their face with their dirty ass hair
-Never become emo
by Will666 April 11, 2008
Get the emomug. The best people in the world - including my friends & me. They listen to the Best Music, read the Best Books, wear the Right Clothes, vote for the Right Party and always have the Best Intentions.
by Cloudie September 24, 2005
Get the Emosmug. some loser kids who think its cool to act like their life is so horrible.And then they cry about it and slit their wrists.And whats even more incredible their is a whole style of dress(tight faggy clothes) that came out of this whole queer ass emotionally charged group of music fans.If you are a man and You like emo you may as well go cry to your mom because no one else wants to here it,
by Benji molinaman March 15, 2007
Get the Emomug. People who obviously have nothing to do but defend themselves on ramdom websites against people who make dumb jokes at their expense. Seriously, get a life( see the irony?). It's ridiculous how much you feel you need to defend your "lifestyle". If the jokes aren't true then why be offended??
by Really ticked March 22, 2007
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