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elephant polo 

The sport of polo, but cool because it's played on elephants instead of horses, and the sticks have to be longer.Some of the nations that play to world championship standard:

England
Scotland
India
Sri Lanka
Bangladesh
Pakistan

N.B. - Not to be confused with polo elephants, that are simply minty eleplants with a hole in.
Posh Bloke: I say, old chap, up for a game of polo?
Cool Bloke: Horses? meh, I'm too busy practicing with my ELEPHANT polo team...
Posh Bloke: *feels inadequate*
elephant polo by Chazmeistro December 23, 2007
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elephant or giraffe style 

same as doggy style
So yesterday I don't know how but I found myself on youtube looking at different mammals like zebras and tigers and even rhinos getting it on elephant or giraffe style.

elephant smash

a.k.a. bouncy on the whale.

where one boy sits naked on a chair, and another naked boy runs from across the room, and jumps in the air, landing on the other naked boys lap.
-OR-
when the two boys bounce on each others lap under a blanket, while naked.
joe and ben play elephant smash.
-OR-
joe and ben play bouncy on hte whale.

elephant dick

A no-pussy-getting ass nigga. To be clear, a bitch ass nigga whose cock cannot fit in a woman's pussy. A homo.
Jerome forgot he's a ghetto ass elephant dick nigga that's why Stacy won't suck him off.
elephant dick by killsickdick August 5, 2020

[elephant trunk] 

see also pink sock
this is the same happening of a pink sock where the females anus unfolds the opposite direction but even worse than a pink sock usually after a big black man has anlly raped your youngest daughter
Tyrone raped that girl and pulled out an "elephant trunk" like no other
[elephant trunk] by Travis ketchup September 24, 2008

elephant in the room 

The shameful 45th president, whose narcissism and delusional thinking has led to countless American deaths from COVID and the shameful insurrection of January 6, 2020. Intelligent leaders and informed/concerned citizens cry out for his impeachment and resignation, but Republicans (ironically represented by the party symbol of AN ELEPHANT) continue to ignore, preferring the narcissistic personality disorder technique of “hoovering” to protect themselves and attempt to dupe constituents and get back into their good graces.
It’s a shame that social media platforms like Twitter and Facebook are more proactive in dealing with the elephant in the room than our elected leaders, who are instead choosing to distance themselves from Trump rather than hold him accountable for his actions.