Albert Docking

It's the scouse version of space docking except after the evil deed has been done you proceed to steal the tires off your victims car while they are washing away the faeces.

Scouser 1 - Do you wanna buy any tires laa?

Scouser 2 - No laa i'm goin Albert Docking this weekend.

Scouser 1 - Go 'ed lad ! i did that last weekend with my Sister.

by Terry Lead Arms January 11, 2009

Dock Pop

The sound made when two males are docking and the must quickly seperate, resulting in a popping noise.

The two soldiers were docking but when their sergeant walked in they ran, the dock pop could be heard for miles.

by Richard Cockhammer and Jaques August 21, 2019

metaphysical dock

It is the same as the original ned's dock *cough cough* that is, a non existent penis

Girl 1- Omg! I found out Carl has a metaphysical dock yesterday!
Girl 2- That's awful!! What are you going to do?
Girl 1- I'm going to have to leave him, he can't please me.

Girl 2- What a shame, I kinda liked him.

by Richhobo October 26, 2013

Tot Docking

When you shove uncooked or cooked tater tots into the foreskin. For pleasure or storage. Condiments are often incorporated.

Why do you have so many ketchup packets in your car Jeff? "oh I am a big fan of Tot Docking"

by Btzu August 23, 2020

Rusty Dock

A Rusty Dock is accomplished by a woman (or man) first deficating, and before cleaning themself, has anal sex by sitting on the erect penis of a man who is sitting on the toilet that the woman just deficated into.

Person 1: Dude, I think Jessica just Rusty Docked onto Ryan!

Person 2: No way! Go Ryan!

by Rusty Dockings August 30, 2013

dock daddy

what the guys at kanakuk who live at the dock are called

who is the guy on the dock
oh that’s the dock daddy

by jakeusnjak June 29, 2020

space docking

The act of using a section of tubing to defecate into someone elses (usually that of a sexual partner) rectum.

Dude, that was some wicked space docking we did last night

by Someone that hasn't done it. January 17, 2003