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A Mouth Divided

When you try to use multiple different words at the same time and end up splicing them together into a nonsense word, or perhaps into another real word that wasn't at all what you intended to say.
I could tell was distracted when I asked my friend to "open the door" or "hold that for me" and ended up saying "hopen thet dorme"; it was a mouth divided.
by Wafoo2 February 22, 2022
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Crack is semi divine

by Real Alberto June 4, 2022
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The Knee of Divine Wrath

Previously unknown prior to 2023. Since it’s discovery (TKODW), it has been named the strongest substance known to man. It took the place of graphene, which was previously known as the strongest substance on earth. Graphene has a grading 200x that of steel - the TKODW has an estimated grading of 300x that of graphene. Studies are being implemented to gather an accurate number.
Micah used The Knee of Divine Wrath to pulverize Brett’s shin.
by OsteoArth6651 July 16, 2023
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Dante's Divine Comedy

When you are holding in a jizz so you don't lose any soldiers and you fart and the fart is the catalyst for eruption.
"what happened to you?"
"it stinks, i made a mess, it was Dante's Divine Comedy"
by poopsiemanym January 15, 2024
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They're trying to divide us!

Anything that isn't incest cult = division.

Retard "They're trying to divide us!"

Hym "Oh? Are we a team? What are we going to do about my broken down car?"

Retard "That's not my problem."

Hym "Ok. So in what way are we together?"
Retard "Huh?"

Hym "You said they are trying to divide us. What does that even mean?"

Retard "We have to stick together or they're going to divide us!"

Hym "Yeah, stick together to do what?"

Retard "To stop them from dividing us!"

Hym "What's the difference between us being divided and us being apart? Like... What happens to me and my broken down car is we're together?"

Retard "That's your problem!"

Hym "Right, yeah, you said that already but... You see how us being together doesn't mean or even do anything right?"

Retard "They want to make my son a girl! And that's going to divide us!"

Hym "I don't give a fuck about your son being a dick-girl. He's- She's fine. That's not an actual problem."

Retard "China's gonna getcha!"

Hym "China is collapsing under the weight of it's own tofu dreg. That- I'm not worried about that. I have to walk to a job I hate that doesn't pay me enough to pay my bills and I literally created A.I. and I'm the greatest producer in the history of humanity."

Retard "Russia is... Bad."

Hym "They want to join Nato or get Ukraine back. They're fine. It's fine. A charlatan is coopting our politicians."

Retard "They're dividing us though."

Hym "It's- You aren't getting it. For us to be a team you need to participate in my life on some level. If you're not going to participate there is nothing to divide."

Retard "But they're trying to divide us!"
by Hym Iam August 5, 2024
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Paul "Ant-Man" Rudd: The Divine Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Paul "Ant-Man" Rudd: The Divine Juvenile Release
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025
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