digital athlete

A person skilled in competitive digital sports.

The arena was filled with digital athletes from all over the globe.

by TTSprinkz August 2, 2019

digital privalege

Growing up w/ tech at your fingertips and wasting life bitching about SJW topics.

Lazy ass kids can’t relate. They’ve had internet and social media.

We had the library, no internet and card catalogs.

They CLEARLY have digital privalege!

by NCdubmixer October 15, 2019

Digital Seller

A person who uses internet auction sites and selling sites to sell their second hand stuff

Wow! I've made a shed load of money by becoming a digital seller

"A digital seller, in the digital age"

by wayne1977 September 19, 2017

Digital Blumpkin

When a man sends a dick picture from a seated toilet position. Whether or not the intended recipient is reached is irrelevant, it is a digital blumpkin.

Oh my God Lydia! Some idiot just sent me a digital blumpkin!

Hey Bryce, I like sending pictures of my dick while I sit on my toilet, I think I'm a blumpkenite.

by Brick Napalm May 5, 2017

digital downgrade

To lose face, followers, friends, power, and views across multiple social media platforms. This can be due to some dumb behavior or the evil acts of others trying to ruin their life.

Carrie: What's up with Stacey? It looks like she has lost so many followers since last weekend. No one likes any pictures of her new kitten. It is so cute!!
Jessica: No, I am done with her! I gave her the digital downgrade! Kimmie snapped that she reshaped herself thin in those bikini pix and that it had nothing to do with having her wisdom teeth out like she said.
Carrie: I guess I will too. I hate phonies!

by von groovy June 29, 2017

digitally diddling

To waste countless hours of life online looking at nonsense through various forms of digital technology. Productivity is down at schools and work, but people know what celebrity is knocked up, by who, and who is starting the slut shaming.

Jason could not understand why people spent so much of their lives digitally diddling when they could teach themselves algebra or a foreign language, learn about past cultures, and then he remembered that most people are fucking stupid. In order to get over this unpleasant realization he did a "honey covered boobs" image search and then felt better.

by von groovy June 29, 2017

Digital Herpes

When an image has a high ratio of artifacts.

That jpeg has the digital herpes.

by Mister Bulldops June 10, 2016