Fuck Dialed

verb

the act of calling an ex in the middle of the first occurrence of sexual intercourse after your beak-up

Molly fuck dialed Joel last night. All he heard was screaming & moaning on the other end.

by mikaliksa July 23, 2014

Portuguese Butt Dial

When a women (or man) squats over your face and “stamps” your face with their butthole.

Hey baby. You looking to get freaky? Looking for Canadian porch swing? Alabama hot pocket? Portuguese butt dial?

by Good-Boy June 17, 2022

Dialed

To be absolutely ready. If you are dialed you are ready for anything and completely locked in.

Dude, did you see John drop 50 points last night? He was fucking dialed.

by Jerald Richards November 5, 2021

Milky Dial

When the girl squirts breast milk onto the penis during a handjob

She was giving me a handjob but it got real dry, so she gave me a milky dial.

by dslilgirl September 28, 2023

Dialed

Refers to when a person has the exact right combination of alcohol, marijuana, caffeine and nicotine in there system.

“Jesse is dialed” - Brayden

by The vehicle god January 16, 2022