dirty deer

It’s a deer with a really fat ass that is squishy like SpongeBob

Person1: Look at this deer it has a really ass

Person2: It’s definitely a dirty deer

by Dirty Leo November 28, 2021

The Deers Antler

When a man gets back from hunting a twelve point buck and cuts the antlers off and shuves it up his wifes asshole to impale her and then stick his dick in her mouth while she is laying on a bed and its only done to where it looks like a retarted deer with antlers

I just did the deers antler on my wife last night

by getsomebiches January 24, 2022

daniel deaver

Bro this dude the sexiest mf known to man. Beat his schlong all day in 6th p PE. We be fuckin around and he pull his shmeat out and start jerking like OHHHH MY GAWWD *vine boom vine boom* OHHH MY GAWWDD.

Person 1: Who tf is daniel deaver?
person 2: Only the sexiest cracker known to man my guy.

by :skull_emoji: June 1, 2022

shootin the deer

when a guy jacks off
masturbation

mom: why were you in your room so long junior
junior: nothing ma
mom: yeah you were shootin the deer

by helloooooolol April 4, 2011

felix_the_deer

Felix the Deer is a gacha club tik tok account. Felix is a very big simp for Daniel from camp camp. Some of Felix’s friends are Vik e and Langrow. Felix is very loud but also extremely caring and genuinely gives a lot of love. Even though they simp for a cultist, they still have the nicest intentions and good morals.

“Have you heard of felix_the_deer?” “yes they are a very lovely account and I love them dearly :)”

by Langrow June 26, 2021

shooting the deer

When a man masturbates inside of a John Deere tractor, ejaculating on the deer badge in the middle of the steering wheel.

'Have you seen Sam recently?'
'Yeah he's in the tractor shooting the deer.'

by BilboTheDildo March 20, 2022

deer

when something happens to someone to make them feel like a deer in headlights;to screw someone over

did you eat the last piece of pizza?
ya dude.
bruh, you deered me.

by mikefloccari December 20, 2008