Third World Drunk

The level of drunkeness you attain when drinking after at least 3 days of not eating.

I hadn't eaten ANYTHING in, like, 3 days. Then we went out and I got Third World Drunk off of one shot. I walked around telling people that for less than a dollar a day they could help me forget that bitch.

by Blommit December 14, 2010

Nose-bleedin' Drunk

Drinking so much alcohol, that you begin vomiting so profusely that the acid in the vomit burns your nose and you begin to have a nosebleed while vomiting.

Last night Brandon drank 3 bear fights in 45 minutes and got nose-bleedin' drunk in the parking lot.

by austintx2011 July 20, 2011

ninja turtle drunk

A severe state of intoxication marked by two main characteristics:

1. The belief that you can challenge and successfully defeat anyone in a fight regardless of their size and or fighting skill.
2. The intense craving for and ravenous consumption of pizza with no concern about toppings, condition or personal health.

Steve was ninja turtle drunk last night... first I saw him try and fight the bouncer when he left the bar, and then he found an old pizza in the dumpster and ate the whole thing. Master Splinter would be have been proud.

by MattyP603 November 11, 2013

Textually Drunk

When a text makes no sense whatsoever. It may apply to anyone who lacks common sense or is actually drunk. The text may bear no meaning/ add to the textual conversation.
Not to be confused with "Textaholic" since its not about being addicted to texting.

Guy: I'm glad summer has officially begun
Girl: Rainbow, skittles, gummy bears yay yay.
Guy: I am so lost.
Girl: I am sad.
Guy:Uhh, why?
Girl: Cause its cool
Guy:You are textually drunk.
Girl: Are you calling me a textaholic.
Guy:This conversation is over.
Girl: omg Hii

by Shake_360 July 26, 2011

Love Drunk

when you are missing someone and you can't get them out of your mind.. its like you become a complete mess constantly thinking about them, calling them, emailing, myspacing, facebooking, messaging trying to get a hold of them acting completely mad and ridiculous throwing all reason out the window

Last week when i didn't know where my g/f was i went completely love drunk trying to get a hold of her

by kkdkutler October 9, 2008

wheelchair drunk

A state in which a person is so intoxicated they need to be removed from the premises via a wheelchair—usually by property owners looking to avoid further liability or damages.

The casino decided Mark was wheelchair drunk after he rocket booted all over the slot machine. They rolled him to the curb and dropped him off.

by Ketel September 30, 2008

math drunk

(aslo known as math wasted or math high) An altered state of mind, similar to having a few too many beers or quite possibly too many bong hits, after spending an extended amount of time working on math problems. One can get math drunk on a number of different mathematical subjects, but its most common during calculus, complex numbers, or any form of math theory.

A: "Dude, we spent like 3 hours on probability homework and got totally math drunk."

B: "Thats nothing, I got math wasted last night doing advanced calc!"

by lexdfox December 2, 2010