Kentucky Derby

During intercourse man grabs a bucket of KFC and shoves the largest chicken leg he kind find in his partner's vagina. He then "races" to ejaculate all over his partner's face. When he is finished he pulls the chicken out of her vagina and if it is still warm he eats it.

"You finally going to get with Lequisha tonight?"

"Hell yeah! I might even go for the Kentucky Derby. Looks like I'm taking her tKentuckyo KFC for dinner."

by Quiefmasters October 16, 2009

Derby

The world's shittest place, only claim to fame is being next to Nottingham (The worlds best city) and having the team that got the lowest amount of points in a premier league season.

People residing in Derby (I.e London=Londoners) are known as sheep shaggers.

Also an extremely offensive word that isnt aloud to be said on British Television before the 9pm watershed, the bbc where fined a record amount after it was said on a live show.

Derby is also used as an alternative word to beastiality, particularly sheep/human beastiality.

"Lets go to Derby"
"Fuck that I would rather stick my testicles/tits in a blender"

"D*rby"

"Your teams doing a bit of a derby"
"How dare you"

"Err I saw your mum doing derby with your dog"
"Im gonna knock you the fuck out"

by Robin Hoodie March 10, 2008

deity links

Religious slang, usually used by Agnostics or Buddhists. "Deity links" is usually used when somebody of another religion or a subsection of one's religion acts rude to another person of a different religious affiliation. "Deity links" implies that our religions and the deities we worship are all one entity, linked together by empathy and love preached by all true religions. If somebody gets in your face about religion, simply say "deity links, brother."

Christian: You stupid Buddhist! You don't have a real religion, so you must be stupid, especially because you're not Christian!

Buddhist: Deity links, brother. Deity links.

*Christian walks away*

*Buddhist smiles*

by DeusExMagna November 21, 2005

Home Run Derby

the act of inserting both testicles into an anus or vagina and attempting to launch ejaculatory fluids as far as possible onto or over your partner while testicles remain inserted into such cavity.

Jake: "What did you and Jessica get into last night?"

Dirty D: "We went to Captain D's and then we had some fun at home. She is a freak. We started getting physical and then the next thing I know, I am playing home run derby with her.

Jake: "Aww man, you are sick. How did you do it?"

Dirty D: "When I got ready, I just slipped them in her ass and started shooting. I hit the head board once and her tits a couple times. It was a mess and my nuts stunk."

by HRD October 6, 2012

Kentucky Derby

A stand-up shitting contest with a photo finish (to avoid disputes, of course). Two or more individuals partake in a standing defecation where winners are determined by the longest unbroken "tail" at any given point.

I heard the DC Talk roadies used to crunk up the groupies and hold Kentucky Derbys to decide which ones got to hang with the band.

by Mung the Merciful October 16, 2008

Derby, CT

you said Derby? you sure that's the name of a place?

i said DERBY, CT. D-E-R-B-Y.

by ambyzz December 25, 2008

derties

1a. a crooked ass cop who steals
1b. place's evidance againgst you to frame you,

Watch out the derties are coming this way.

by phile1.scla May 20, 2003