The Dan Move

While your girl is asleep, you stealthly get in bed behind her, careful not to wake her from her slumber, then place your wang in the middle of her back or buttcrack and arouse her from her slumber and proceed to service her.

Last night, Todd told me he pulled The Dan Move and woke up Jen, that's why she's so happy today...

by ChaSin78 February 21, 2009

Dan woodgates

Dan woodgates is an animal in the name of booze, but will get with any thing over 18 stone that moves, loves the plus size ladies

Fat birds in NB's Dan woodgates would like to have sex with

by bappadeeboopadeebap October 16, 2010

Commander Dan

Someone who sits around and is obliviouse to what is going on around them and then mentions a topic that has already been talked about

We talked about that twenty minutes ago Charles, you'r such a Commander Dan!

by Superknox1andonly December 22, 2014

dan skeldon

the coolest weather man ever

"you know dan skeldon?"
"yeah he's the coolest god-damn weather man!"

by poobucketz October 21, 2013

dan butler

When you get really drunk and you think you’re about to cum, but you end up peeing in/around her vagina and/or mouth.

I went camping last night with my girlfriend and ended up pulling a Dan Butler. There was 3 inches of piss in our tent!

by Willy Wonka-Konobi October 13, 2018

Dan bong

The dirtiest fucking bong you’ve ever seen. This bong will never leave the house. The kid that uses it is most likely the lasiesr stoner you have ever met. Made in China

“Did you hit that Dan Bong? It was disgusting!”

by PensHockey71 October 25, 2018

Dumpling Dan

Someone who is named Daniel and eats a copious amount of dumplings.

Person 1: Is that Dumpling Dan over there?
Person 2: Nah man Dumpling Dan was like 250 pounds last month no way.
Person 1: Dan is like 700 now man I heard he didn't leave his house for 10 days and just ate dumplings.
Person 2: Wow now that I looked closer that is Dumpling Dan, the pure dumpling diet must be terrible for you.

by PoggersWords May 26, 2022