Desert

A synomym for the grundel - the space between a man's balls and anus.

That girl I went home with was a nasty freak! She went down and wet my desert.

by nino adrian June 27, 2008

desert weagle

a shitty gun or a perverted grandma that for some reason lives in the desert

oh shit that desert weagle has a desert weagle

by glenn smith July 25, 2003

doser

cross between a loser and a dork

you're a doser.

don't be a doser. gawd.

by bobo420 May 14, 2007

desert slappy

The act of using your own cum to stick breadcrumbs (or sand) to your dick (via rolling) Then proceeding to slap the girl that made you cum (or another girl if preferred) across the face until it grows red or begins to chafe.

"Dude I just gave this girl a desert slappy"

"Man are u high?! Wat the hell is that?"

"It's like a chicken cutlet only you slap her across the face man"

"Ouch bro thats gotta hurt."

"Yea man, her face was redder than when I backhanded her"

by king_of_nothing April 29, 2009

desert penis

A penis that has not been used for sex or masturbation or touched by anybody else for a period of time.

A penis that's not been touched by anybody but the person himself in a non sexual way is "Desert Penis".

by pgdragon September 16, 2013

desert bone dry

adjective
an adjective typically used to describe a good dick sucking, usually refers to a really good one

it doesn't always have to mean a good thing, you can also use it when your friend says something stupid

zach, i am going to suck your shit DESERT BONE DRY, and then i'm gon fuck ya

by bonedrysucker69 December 5, 2016

deseriee

A young, sexy, beautiful, amazing, wonderful, girl. She is the best you will ever meet and if you don't have a Deseriee in your life then you are missing out. Looking into her eyes makes you feel safe enough to let go. Her smile brings warmth and her hugs are the best. Just like a babybears. She has a perfect body and is very sexy and attractive. If you ever meet a Deseriee don't ever let her go. If you do that would be the biggest mistake of your life. you will never meet anyone like her again. She is truly the most wonderful person you will ever meet.

Girl : That's the girl you like? I can see why!
Boy : Yea, Deseriee is Amazing!

by Loml=Dezzi March 15, 2017