crap-mon-dink

something a guy says on youtube named edbassmaster it will make you pee your pants becuz it makes no sense

yea i would like a crap-mon-dink

by theonlyoneyouknow March 10, 2010

Rink-a-dink

Getting someone to give you a rimjob after you take a poop and didn't not whipe.

I would have never tried to toss your salad if I'd known you took a crap on the toilet and there was no toilet paper. You pulled a rink-a-dink

by SheRidinNerdy November 14, 2016

ke wink a dink

Like saying what a coincidence.

"OMG, We're matching!"
"What a ke wink a dink"

by trackrunner February 08, 2012

Dink Dank Doo

Supposedly newly-coined 'Northern' English Catchprase with little or no meaning that is copied and quoted ad nauseum throughout the U.K.

Taken from the character 'Paddy' in the excellent 'Phoenix Nights' and later from the unbelievably dire 'Max & Paddy's Road To Nowhere', this phrase replaced the often uttered "Booyakasha" comment known throughout our septic isle.

"Hey Paddy... I've got two fingers in me Twix... and as I'm quite full, I'll let you have one."

"Oh hey? What a guy! Paddy likes Twixes, Paddy does! You'll 'dink dank doo' for me, me auld flower!"

From: "The Script To Nowhere" (Channel 4)

by Neil Baxter September 24, 2005

Badink-i-Dink

The black male who advirtises how big his penis is but has nothing to back it up

Jerome talks about his alabama black snake but all he's got is a Badink-i-Dink

by Poomba December 11, 2006

dink touch boner poke

The act of one man touching, trying to touch, or accidentally touching another mans gear(weener), as well as a person thats acting like an idiot.

Carl: Dude, that guy just tried to touch my weener.
Joel: What a fuckin dink touch boner poke!

Carlito: Quit being retarded billy, you dink touch boner poke!

by crazy case May 20, 2008

Ko-Wink-E-Dink

Another word for What A Coincidence. A awesomely awesome word that holly uses.

Sam- I love food
Holly- Me too what a Ko-Wink-E-Dink

Dude i just totally aced that too man than is a ko-wink-e-dink

Omg Spencer Thats like totally a ko-wink-e-dink

by sammyboi1234 July 27, 2008