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Facebook Disease (FBD)

When your profile picture doesn't look like you, but it looks worse than what you look like in real life. (Can also apply to myspace, but particularly facebook)
Guy:Have you seen my profile pic???
Girl:OMG its horrible. You have a serious case of Facebook Disease (FBD). You look way better in person.
Guy: Oh really? Thanks.
by Dough.Boy. June 14, 2008
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Markinsons Disease

Noun: A disease similar to Parkinsons, named after Mark G, from Westcliff in Essex. The disease is characterised by boughts of idiocy; an inability to focus; clumsiness; things breaking from the other side of the room; not knowing when it's your turn in Risk. Potentially fatal if not treated.

Often found in combination with Markolepsy after consumption of Markotics
"Mark!!! Mark!!! It's your turn, fool. Go and sort your Markinsons Disease out!"
by Michael A A February 7, 2008
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asshole reflux disease

asshole reflux disease - the heartburn, or acid reflux, a person gets when an asshole, usually one who has some superiority of position, enters a room
Marie gets a nasty taste of acid in her mouth from asshole reflux disease whenever Phylis walks in.
by TooSick4U October 6, 2008
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Alzhumor's Disease

Alzheimer's Disease + humor.

A condition of older people that prevents them from seeing the humor in things that younger people find hilarious.
Uncle George left the room when we put in the "Office Space" DVD. I think he's got Alzhumor's Disease.
by PieterB July 30, 2010
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old timer's disease

The elderly are not necessarily the only victims of old timer's disease, although they are the ones who get it the most.
by The Return of Light Joker June 13, 2010
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Lady Gaga Disease

Lady Gaga Disease is when a normal person listens to Gaga's music only once and then they need to learn more about her. After they discover new things about Gaga, they start liking everything about her. Then they start getting protective of Lady Gaga and they form into 'obsessed fans' into Little Monsters.
These 'Little Monsters' think that everything Gaga does is cool, when obviously it's retarded and weird. They start liking her personality, actions, looks, speech, singing, acting, dancing, and everything else. While they're distracted by this 'perfect "woman"' (I just threw up a little when I typed that) they are completely unaware that she's a disgusting mutant freak.
Caitlyn: Hey did you watch that award show last night?
Sabrina: Yeah, I saw it. Did you see what Lady Gaga was wearing?!
John: YEAH I SAW HER! SHE LOOKED SO GOOD LAST NIGHT!!!!

Sabrina: Oh, I meant that she looked completely ridiculous with that dead fetus on her head...
John: SHUT THE HELL UP!! YOU'RE A DAMN IDIOT!!! SHE LOOKED BEAUTIFUL IN THAT OUTFIT!! YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS OF HER FAME AND SUCCESS!! SHE'LL ALWAYS BE WAY BETTER THAN YOU!!
Caitlyn: Oh my God, dude, you have Lady Gaga Disease.
by TheKatycat July 7, 2011
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UglyBitches Disease

If you arrive at a social event and the vast majority of females there are ugly then the said event has a bad case of UglyBitches.
Man, I walked in there looked around and knew that his party had a bad case of uglybitches.
by s1lence February 9, 2005
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