Stindro disease

When you eat too much broccoli and physically cannot eat anymore

Man 1: Dude guess what I just found out.

Man2: what buddy?

Man 1: I have stindro disease..

Man 2: fuck man I'm sorry.

by Ga_Ga_Huh42 August 7, 2016

Boner Disease

When a man is unable to keep it in his pants, regardless of marital status. Often referred to as “sex addiction” by those irresponsible men seeking an excuse.

Damn Jenny...I bet he told you he had boner disease...that jerk!

by jennyboner October 29, 2019

Donnie Disease

A tongue-in-cheek term for COVID-19 in light of Donald Trump's own infection, following months of downplaying the virus behind the global pandemic.

Did you hear about President Trump? He got the Donnie Disease.

by Zedekiah8 October 5, 2020

captain disease

Captain D’s Seafood Restaurant

I had Captain Disease for lunch and I’ve been throwing up all afternoon!

by Pinetreeenjoyer9 August 15, 2023

ufo disease

When you run out of UFO/alien stories to tell, you simply just make up new ones. ~ Kerry Cassidy’s ex husband.

Darn I need to keep my YouTube career going or I won’t get paid. I’ve run out of stories to tell about ufo’s, so I have to make some up! Hope no one sees that I’m suffering from UFO disease

by Fly Boy 48 April 1, 2021

Platts disease

That smell in the room that makes you gag real bad.

Platts ass is rancid today. It’s that platts disease

by 964 December 29, 2019

Hewko's Disease

n.
1. A condition commonly effecting closeted men.
2. A condition categorized by sufferers breaking out in Elton John (or related) songs such as "Philadelphia Freedom" with a choreographed routine.

A: "Why is Ryan signing Tiny Dancer?"
B: "He contracted Hewko's Disease from Dan."
A: "The poor bastard."

by Dr. N C May 24, 2013