Aussie Disease

Is a disease that makes you always addicted to alcohol and cigarettes. It makes you always wear thongs (flip-flops), It makes you love meat pies and sausage rolls, and makes you use Australian slang and makes you swear a lot.

Steve: "Fuck, Shit, Bitch!!"
Bob: "Whoa mate, you got Aussie Disease"

by Bman111 April 18, 2017

diseased rizz

Slang for making strange people fall in love with you in a short amount of time.

Tyler: "hey I just pulled this bitch who said they'll twerk on me for 16 cents"
Blake: "bros got diseased rizz fr"
Tyler: "yeahhh let's make ou-"

by zyewaxx December 22, 2022

Alphabet disease

A term to describe people who support or apart of the LGBTQIAPK+.

Person 1: In fact I'm gay

Person 2: Oh so you have the alphabet disease

by Retardef July 24, 2020

Exackary disease

A disease when your face looks like your buttocks.

Catherine: I don’t feel too good

Miranda: You probably have exackary disease

by swaggmaster69 March 8, 2021

diseased dorito

Diseased dorito is a alternative word for: unusual and/or weird.
(The opposite of vaccinated cheeto)

"Bruh, you be looking like a fuckin' diseased dorito."-your homie

"Bruh, you be acting like a fuckin' diseased dorito."-Sugonees

by PepsiCHEESE May 9, 2021

Polscher’s disease

When your dick grows on your hip and your balls are on your feet. Also your toes are inverted.

Jesus Michael, I didn’t know you had polscher’s disease. Let me jerk your hip off and fondle your inverted feet.

by JP’s krip February 13, 2021

Irre Disease

Irre disease is a non contagious virus that is non fatal and causes no harm to the body. In fact the only side effect of the Irre disease is that you become irresistible in every way. Patients with this disease are extremely gorgeous and even have a great personality with a perfect sense of humor. These patients have a sort of sparkle that just makes them even more amazing. Although there is no cure for the Irre disease you do not have to worry because the only being in the galaxy with this disease is Angel Hermosillo. Like I previously stated it is not contagious and no one else can ever get this disease.

"Angel Hermosillo has had the Irre Disease since the day she was born"

by Willard Hewitt July 31, 2017