The Dirty Nickel

By far the most disgusting district in the Cleveland Police Department. Formly known as the 5th District and now the 3rd District. The walls are falling apart and there are bullet holes in the garage from officers driving by hammered cranking off a few in hopes of hitting the commanders jaguar. Home of clown face the most prolific cop on the east side. The roll call room and bathrooms are covered withs large drawings of cocks and other slander. The night shift sergeant has been seen showering upstairs where reports of staph infection have been present. Althougth its the best place for a Cleveland cop to take a dump in connection with all the entertaining stories and drawings on the bathroom stalls. Its been said the dirty nickel is home to the worst supervisors in the history of Cleveland Police Department.

Chris: "Dude we graduated the academy were going to the dirty nickel!"

Ron: "Yea that place blows some dude out there has a huge cock they draw it on all the walls."

Chris: "Apparently he bangs virgin rookies with that huge cock."

Dirty Nickel

by The wild zone car June 29, 2011

Dirty Fabio

A Dirty Fabio ( not to be confused with a dirty fabian ) is a sexual maneuver in which the man thrusts a mouthful of his balls in the girls mouth whilst wearing a long blonde wig and yelling “My meatballs will complement the spaghetti nicely”.
Once completed, he finishes all over her stomach and says “Dinner isn’t complete without sauce, Mamma Mia, Yahooooo!”

Her: I can’t believe he pulled a Dirty Fabio on me.

Her friends: No way, he didn’t complete the platter with his sauce, did he?

Her: Oh yeah, it was wild. I came to him saying “Yahooooo!”
Best night of my life.

Her friends: Wow girl, we are jealous. Maybe we can all ask him for a test.

by Countchocula April 12, 2020

Dirty Squirty

Sex localised typically within the vicinity of a kitchen done in the missionary position over a boiling pot. As you fuck the girl she is aggressively unleashing a gargantuan monsoon of piss and diarrhea into said pot. The amount released increases the harder and faster each thrust.

Me and your sister in the kitchen whippin' up a Dirty Squirty

by WordToYourMother69 September 1, 2021

dirty Amelie

dirty Amelie, the unique technique of painting done by constantly being "high as fucking shit" and using a chewed worm on a string as an instrument to paint with.

For this painting i used the "dirty Amelie" technique. Im pretty proud of it.

by a random dumbass on the web April 14, 2020

dirty charlie

When you take a huge shit in a tube sock and beat someone with the sock filled with poop.

If you don't shut your mouth real quick you are going to get the worst dirty charlie in the world, asshole.

by its nickkkkk yo July 2, 2008

Dirty Matthew

A Dirty Matthew is when you give a girl the gift of a Dick In A Box adressed:

To: (Her)
From: God.

Matthew may mean "Gift of God" but God's real Gift is a Dirty Matthew.

by MacJacMcCoy April 30, 2020

Dirty Scalia

To apply the political philosophy of Supreme Court Justice Anton Scalia to dirty talk during coitus.

Ralph told Sally, "my penis is as rigid and unyeilding as Scalia's interpretation of the constitution!" The dirty Scalia made her smile in satisfaction while she read the Federalist papers and he pounded her from behind.

by Tim Clayton March 28, 2007