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one direction

a group of boys(they were once 5, but now they’re 4. niall fell over playing golf and it was sore) that can sing very well, but shocking dancers. these boys also have a very bad history with maths. lima tends to believe he didn’t know what udon noodles were until he was in his late 30’s, despite only being 26. louis also believes 36 plus another 6 is 38, and collectively the boys cant tell the difference between 18 months and 5 years. one of the band members commonly known as the curly-headed one, harry, has ongoing battle against gravity and can’t go a show without falling over. also if you want to commit suicide all you have to do is say you hate one direction and their fans will kill you :)
‘your maths is as good as one direction
by ranga.langa September 6, 2020
mugGet the one directionmug.

Oral Direction

The Oral Direction given by my Domina was to get on all fours and to spread my cheeks.
by SmackTalk6969 July 16, 2022
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Octet-Directional

Octet-Directional is an unpopular term for Eight Directions, mainly being known as N, NE, E, SE, S, SW, W, and NW.
The Octet directions are commonly found on a compass.
Guy1: Hey are there more directions than shown on a compass?
Guy2: Oh yes there are thousands more than what is shown on an Octet-Directional compass.
Guy1: Ok thanks... Wait what.
by Commenter_Hank March 5, 2022
mugGet the Octet-Directionalmug.

one direction

the band in my time one direction were just having fun and horrible dancers
by taylorswift.13 December 14, 2023
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Compassal Direction

The four main points on a compass: north, south, east, and west.
"Yeah sure, lets use the compassal direction on the compass."
by UnluckyWorder July 31, 2024
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STANdard parental-directive

"Stop That Awful Noise!" A "nuclear-level" version of da "first-and-foremost" or "usual" or "most frequently voiced" order --- "Be quiet" --- dat parents give their small children on innumerable occasions.
Lucy van Pelt super-loudly passed along da STANdard parental-directive from her mom --- a gentle request dat she and her visiting friends play their raucously-loud "cowboys and Indians" game more quietly --- to her toddler-brother Linus when he'd merely been shaking his baby-rattle; da joke, of course, was dat (A) da merely-faint sounds dat Linus was making were hardly even audible (especially compared to all of da shrill-'n'-noisy "shoot-'em-up bang" whooping and hollering dat Lucy and her friends had previously been carrying on with), and (B) she herself had absolutely b-e-l-l-o-w-e-d (indicated by a sawtooth-edged word-balloon instead of just a regular smooth words-enclosing line) said command ("Didn't you hear Mother?! STOP THAT AWFUL NOISE!!"), and so she herself was making an infinitely-louder racket than Linus had ever produced.
by QuacksO March 22, 2023
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