Type 1 Diabetes

Getting to be a cash cow for big pharma until the day you die

There will never be a cure for Type 1 Diabetes, the disease is too profitable.

by Crazy-C January 16, 2021

Diablo

A fat ass ride.

That yellow thing I wish was sitting in my garage.

by Slice March 21, 2003

diablo 2

A very sad game that if you play you morph into a nerd. Diablo 2 is probably the worst game ever infact i think we should burn all diablo 2's and kill the makers! any one with me?

jim: hay giggles want to play d2?
giggles: *slaps jim and steals d2 and burns it*

by GIGGLES May 2, 2005

diabetes

An excuse for everything.

1) Teacher: "Why were you late Jimmy?
Jimmy: "My blood sugar was low!"
Teacher: "Ok."

2) Teacher: "Jimmy, you know, that you're only permitted one dessert!"
Jimmy: "Oh my blood sugar is low."
Teacher: "Oh OK then have a third one too!"

3) Principal: "Why did you go home after the second period, Jimmy?"
Jimmy: "My blood sugar was high!"
Principal: "Oh. Just forget, that you were even here!"

Diabetes. (It would not let me post the example without writing it)

by DaDiabetic June 27, 2011

Diabate

the act of eating copious amounts of sugary snacks in a very short period of time, which will most likely end up with a serious case of the diabetes.

Leeroyy; yo niggah i jus ordered 15 cookies, lets go smoke some herb and diabate at my house

Darone; yeeeeeeeeee.

by JeremyScurto October 19, 2010

diabetic

One who suffers from diabetes, a disorder marked by excessive thirst and caused by an imbalance of insulin.

I can't eat that candy, because I'm diabetic.

by BCal November 18, 2003

diablo vista middle school

A school full of ugly rich kids with their souls filled with crap. The girls are hella crazy AND ugly while the boys think the'yre gangster and cool and shit like that. They probably watch porn behind peoples backs. I wouldn't be surprised if one of the girls there are pregnant. Or boys. Anything vulgar is possible in Diablo Vista. The district spends all their money on diablo vista because they are afraid that the fucking spoiled bitches will complain or tell there sugar daddies that the school isn't good enough and should be torn down. Charlotte Wood Middle School is better and the girls are hotter. But the boys are the same fucking shit.

Kid: My tits aren't big enough, I might need to get plastic surgery.

Good kid: She must be a {Diablo Vista Middle School} kid.

Other good kid: Spoiled fucking bitch.

by AnnieNonymous(Shut up) August 25, 2016