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deserter dan

"Dan" or "Daniel" is someone who makes out to be your friend and a good colleague... But then ditches you to go somewhere else

But in actual fact, he's a fucker for going.

Person 1: hey, where's Dan gone? I've not seen him for a while..

Person 2: he is now known as Deserter Dan

Person 3: Yeah, fuck Dan!

Person 1: what happened?

Person 2: He left us in the shit! So fuck him!
I can't believe Dan has left us, he/she will now be knows as Deserter Dan
by Luke1909 January 13, 2023
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deserter paradox

a repeating loop where you get an idea, talk about it with friends, abandon the project, and then start a new idea
A: I'm gonna make a game!
(5 years later)
B: Hey what about that game you were talking about before?
A: Oh, I abandoned it 30 seconds after getting the idea.
B: You dirty slut, try not to follow the rules of the deserter paradox next time.
by BingoIsaac April 7, 2023
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Derporate Media

Corporate media that dumbs people down with propaganda to benefit corporate oligarchs who profit from sweatshops, underpaid workers, child slaves, anti-abortion laws to attack women's rights, endless wars, businesses that destroy Earth's livability, etc.
I hate watching derporate media from CNN, FOX, ABC, NBC, CBS, PBS, Hollywood, YouTube, etc.
by PurpleSkies July 25, 2023
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Desperado

The act or condition of giving oneself a dirty sanchez
Feeling lonely and aroused, Amelia had no choice but to give herself a desperado
by Despo9000 April 5, 2024
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