monokuma dance

a wonderful dance that lord monokuma does

person 1: wtf are you doing

person 2: i’m doing the monokuma dance
person 1: *joins in*

by ryuk best boy January 24, 2021

Dance Ticket

A "dance ticket" is a world wide term describing an amount of currency usually in the form of a bank note for the exchange of a lap dance.

The value/amount of a "dance ticket" is variable. It can vary depending on country, region, province, state, area, city, etc.

The service provided in exchange for a "dance ticket" is highly variable. It can vary based on the establishments style or quality as well as the dancer's quality of service, performance, mood, song that's playing, etc.

A common "dance ticket" in Canada would be the $20 bank note.
A common "dance ticket" in the USA could vary from a $20 bank note all the way down to the $1 note, depending on state/city.

It should be apparent that no matter where a person is on earth, a certain single bank note, one which is usually obtained easily from an ATM, can be used to get a lap dance, hence "dance ticket".

Example 1:

Club Dancer: "Hey sexy, how would you like to come to the back room with me for the next song, it's my jam"
Patron: "Sounds swell, I've got my dance ticket right here"

Example 2:
"Hey Dude, could you spot me a dance ticket till pay day, I need to get a pack of smokes"

Example 3:
"It's rainin' dance tickets!!"

by phlphll May 27, 2014

The dance of italy

Why are you still here? Its banned and now mark and ethan are going to come after you!

It's the dance of italy, woah woah woah.

by Simpinson69 December 9, 2020

Penguin dance

When one dances like a penguin, taking short steps whith knees together. Best practiced with arms at sides and hands stretched outwards for maximum effect. Ultrapractical when you are having a bad day because you are automatically guaranteed to start laughing and have a fantastical rest of the day.

Ex: I was having an awful day, then I penguin danced; now I'm having a wonderfully smiley, fantastically beautiful day again.

by Likeseafarerslovestars September 6, 2013

dance cleaning

where you put on fast paced music and dance around like an idiot while cleaning. helps get cleaning done faster and is definitely more fun. very funny to watch when the person who is dance cleaning doesn't know you are there.

"Dude, look at that window. Tim is totally dance cleaning in there."

by sksyes October 31, 2009

dancing eleven

Flipping a double middle finger, especially when the hands are moved in small circles.

Don't make me pull out the dancing eleven.

by Gray Stadds January 3, 2010

Weapon Dance

a ritualistic dance used to assert your male dominace among friends and/or unkownst players in the realm of Call of Duty video games; by aiming while switching between weapons while slightly strafing one must boisterously state, "Do the weapon dance! Work da work do the work da work!" The Weapon Dance is best utilized while slaying zombies as it often puts the creatures in a lengthy stupor. Note: scientific evidence suggests doing the Weapon Dance with the ballistic & bowie knife combination is the most effective form.

Spizeo: "Hey, guys, I'm about to kill this last zombie to start the next round. Is everbody read--wait, where's Beano?"

Ace: "Dude, he's over in the corner doing the Weapon Dance!"

Beano: "WORK DA WORK DO THE WORK DA WORK...DO THE WEAPON DANCE......WORK DA WORK!!"

Grover: "And how!"

by Guys In The House December 21, 2010