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cooked the chicken

Somebody who has lost their base level of intelligence through excess.
There's a chap walking around Erskineville who epitomises the concept of cooked the chicken. A once perfectly functional man whose capacity operates at a lower capacity following an excess lifestyle.
by TheCharcoalChook July 12, 2014
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cook tease

When you promise a girl you'll cook for her so she will sleep with you but have no intention ever making them food.
That guy is a total cook tease, he always says he's going to make me dinner but then we just have sex.
by iwanttotouchyourwords August 6, 2016
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clooker

Childish term for a vagina. Used, when asked for the first time by a young child, what that body part is called.
"Mummy, why has my sister got two bums and no willy?" "Son, your sister doesn't have two bums, her front part is called a clooker and the back part is her bum"

Just a childish term for a lady garden.
by Juney spooney July 19, 2016
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chookting

an inordinately cute and cuddly thing, often a furry baby animal or baby anything.
What a little chookting!
by hemmatime December 6, 2016
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cook me some eggs

Asking nicely for some poached goodness before things escalate.
by Fruitful mix March 30, 2017
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chooketh

Pronounced 'shook-eet(h)'

French translation of 'shooketh' from English. 'Chooketh' is an adjective used to describe the extreme feeling of to be 'shook'.
Je suis chooketh = I am shooketh
by iamshook September 29, 2017
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Cooked Spagetti Noodle

The act of busting a nut in a condom after banging a chick then taking the condom off with the nut juice still inside, tying the condom in a knot then throwing it at a wall to see if it sticks like a spagetti noodle.
Yo bro last night after banged this hot chick I did a cooked spagetti noodle.
by Shortay Chicken December 21, 2017
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