cyber bitch

A woman one practices cyber sex with in a monogamous and exclusive cyber relation.

-Hey, Jack you should try this new chat place, it's great for cyber sex.
-No way man, you know I already have my cyber bitch.

by 0gaetan April 6, 2009

Cyber Balls

A cockhead with the awesome ability to insult people and have the best comebacks, but only over facebook or msn chat, because they are too much of a pussy face fuckwit without enough balls to say it to someones face.
Ususally a stupid whiney wee prick who knows if he says shit to someones face then they'll get their cry baby arse kicked, because they're a skinny computer nerd without half a brain, and think they're the man because the computer MAKES THEM TOUGH :D

... losers

Ben: he has a thing called cyber balls
Mike: wow cyber balls, that's such a cool way to explain it, i've never heard of it before.
Ben: that's cos i invented it 2 seconds ago

by Liv XD June 23, 2010

cyber-masturbation

when people on Facebook like their own pictures/statuses

A:*likes his own picture on Facebook
B: why would you like your own pic? that's like cyber-masturbation

by dick007 December 31, 2012

Cyber Thot

The use of a female's breasts, butt, or any attractive body part in a picture or a video for likes and follows on social media. They do not get paid.

(AKA Cyber Hoe)

Bob: Bro, Look at this picture of this girl! She's got her cleavage hanging out of her shirt!

Joe: Dude, get over it she's a Cyber Thot.

by Infinityy May 9, 2014

building cable

Free, limited cable TV that one can access by connecting directly, without a box, to the cable outlet in an urban apartment building, typically New York City. Such access usually includes the major broadcast channels, public access, the "UN Channel" and the Food Network.

Hipsterette: "You going to watch The Sopranos tonight?"
Hipster: "No, I'm gonna watch some NOVA and a shitty movie on TBS. I only get building cable."

by Harvey Wallbanger III July 30, 2008

country cable

1. The 3 TV channels one picks up without the use of cable or satellite.

2. The ORIGINAL definition of peasantvision

Last night the President was speaking, so there was nothing to watch on my Country Cable.

by Paccy October 11, 2007

cyber athlete

1. One who spends much time on internet games

2. an oxymoron

The nerd tries to justify his social shortcomings by declaring himself a cyber athlete, making him more 1337

by El Zoido August 30, 2004