shower cuddle

A cuddle from someone special (girlfriend/boyfriend/husband/wife/mother/father) that is essential prior to being able to have a shower. This may be used as a procrastination or stalling tactic.

(Person #1) Have you had a shower yet?
(Person #2) I couldn't shower until you came home. I haven't had my shower cuddle.

by Ego Altered July 27, 2016

Cuddle Nut

When you wrap your balls around some other dudes balls.

Hey man do you wanna come in my cuddle nut?

Only if its just cuddling.

by ThatFuckoNoOneKnows February 16, 2019

Cuddle Bear

A cuddle bear is a person who gives the greatest cuddles in the world. They are extremely rare to find and there's only one in the entire universe. Cuddle bear is a great friend and can play piano like a GOD and has a really angelic voice that can help you fall asleep. He can be a really big crackhead sometimes and always makes fun of British accents. Just because they don't add the T in their words. He says ya dig after a lot of his sentences too. He also says stuff like "brother" and "wHat iS yOuR pRoBLEm" and he's very good at making people laugh. He also has a very cute giggle. So when you spot all these things you've spotted a cuddle bear.

Me:
No one:
Not a single soul:
Cuddle bear: can't, bottle of water, you brits speak funny ya dig

by I'm a brit ya dig August 3, 2019

Hoosier Cornhole Cuddle

its when two hoosiers or anyone in Indian get buck wild on some booty holes

them two homos were doing the Hoosier cornhole cuddle

by Claybo-sky July 21, 2011

Cuddle Bear

A cute tall blackman, who loves to dance and sing. A very loving person, and loves to cuddle.

I love you Cuddle Bear.

by C0PYC@T August 23, 2011

Cuddle Bunny

(n.) A female who only talks to certain men when she is in need of emotional support.
(n.) Someone who wants to hang out with someone as a couple, but only in the privacy of their homes. Sex will never be had, and the most anyone can hope for is a boob touch.

Man 1: "Sarah is coming over tonight, I think she'll finally sleep with me!"
Man 2: "Nah man, you know she's a total cuddle bunny."

by toolittlechocolate January 25, 2015

Notch on the Cuddle Belt

The female version of a man putting another notch on his belt/bed post. The female version means the couple spent the night together but no sex was involved, only intimate pillow talk and/or sharing of feelings. You do NOT want to be this guy. (also see "cuddle bitch")(a girl is to a "dirty slut" as a guy is to a "cuddle bitch")

Bitch 1: "Lauren you slut! I can't believe you let him plug you that easily! Make him work for it next time for fuck sake!"

Bitch 2: "Haha, oh it's okay. We did absolutley NOTHING but talk all night about marriage, gossip, and the new Twilight movie all night long."

Bitch 1: "Oh... I see, well atta girl! That's another notch on the cuddle belt."

by gridironstar October 19, 2010