Empty Crying

Empty Crying is a ‘crying’ session in which you feel like you are definitely going to cry, or are acting like you’re crying, but your goddamn tear ducts won’t work.

Person: I was having an Empty Crying session last night.
Person2: were you listening to your sad music again?
Person: ...yes

by MarchTheMifwau September 01, 2018

cry-working

cry-working (krIE-wUHR-king)

When the COVID-19 situation triggers completely unexpected and unexplained emotional upset, but day drinking is not an option because you need to keep tele-working and be productive.

"Dude, I need a break from the news and the negativity, I've spent my whole week cry-working!"

by hellfyrekat May 22, 2020

cry-working

cry-working (krIE-wUHR-king)

When the COVID-19 situation triggers completely unexpected and unexplained emotional upset, but day drinking is not an option because you need to keep working and be productive.

"Dude, I need to take a day off from the news & negativity, I've been cry-working for the last week!"

by hellfyrekat May 22, 2020

crying coyote

Calling for help or alarm when there is not much to be alarmed about. Like crying wolf but it is not a lie, there really is something, it's just not that bad.

"I hope the police don't think I was crying coyote when I called about a prowler that turned out to be a raccoon."

by Feralbeagle June 24, 2008

Crying Chrysler

The title given to someone who is always crying.

Stop being such a crying chrysler.

by Star Puncher October 24, 2009

Baby Cry

Person who cries like a baby but worse.

You are such a baby cry.

by BabyCry November 08, 2019

cry foul

Someone who strongly disagrees with another person's fair opinion/criticism. It came from is a baseball term, "foul ball".

John Doe: Justin Bieber acts like a arrogant fool all the time. He sucks.
Jane Doe: No, he isn't. He is a talented singer.
John Doe: Did you just cry foul?

by DPSTTMPST February 17, 2014