pickle cruncher

a guy who likes to bang many times a day 24/7 and will eat picklees often the will acatonaly eat otheres dicks

that guy was a huge pickle cruncher oh yah

by joe iwishihadafinger May 25, 2010

Crunchy Ears

mm crummch

George: boy them some ""Crunchy Ears""
Jim Bob Billy Jim James Rob Bill Bill: mm crummchg

by huyman seeb June 9, 2018

crunchy munchy pocket

Is a deep fried vagina old men use to jerk off with!

Hey gramps i see you have a Crunchy Munchy Pocket how was it?

by tykinthestudiorappinerryday January 22, 2021

Jackson Crutcher

Someone who only plays Minecraft, and when his girlfriend asks for sex he says no. “You have to play the craft to get the shaft.”

You’re being a Jackson Crutcher get off Minecraft, and do something you lazy shit.

by sniperTrudd May 10, 2018

Crunchy

One who is brunette but blonde on the inside.

She says the stupidest things, she is such ac crunchy.

by Maz December 13, 2004

crunchy

A term used to describe the overly moussed, crispy hair of a chola or chula.

Did you see Maria Conchita's hair? Girl, it is so crunchy that it looks like she dipped it in some fabric stiffener!

by chicago's smartest June 3, 2007

Crunchy

One who is nasty and doesn't care much for themelves. Kind of close to crusty, because bad higene is included in all that is crunchy. Cause if you crusty, you crunchy.

Denise is so crunchy, so doesn't care one bit bout how ho-y sleeping with the football team is. She just nasty!

by Comput4r Pr3z October 8, 2005