Cheesy Gordita Crunch

That one item on that sweet sweet Taco Bell menu that will literally make you shit your guts so far out of your ass they will land in Canada unless you live in Canada then it’ll probably end up somewhere in the Ohio...but like it’s worth it

Carl: Ayo I need that good shit
Taco Bell Cashier: What sir?
Carl: I NEED THAT GOOD SHIT, FUCKER
Taco Bell Cashier: Sir please specify or leave the store
Carl: Oh yea I want that good ass Cheesy Gordita Crunch

by Spicy Cabbage November 8, 2019

Sir Sir Francis Loganallahan Black-a-Crack Nashville Bunch-a-Crunch King III

Martin Luther King Jr.'s rich white cousin

"I heard Sir Sir Francis Loganallahan Black-a-Crack Nashville Bunch-a-Crunch King III wasn't even sad about his cousin's death!"
"Yeah, what a selfish prick!"

by Canned_Ice July 28, 2019

Capin' Crunch

One bad ass motha fucka with the best cereal eva! with the most crunchy crunch within this crunchy galaxy. And he WILL crunchatize your ass.

Dude, have you had capin' crunch? that shit is crunchy!

by Dylburger February 5, 2010

star crunch

When you are doing a girl/guy from behind, you pull out, and then punch her/him in her/his asshole.

"Dude, did you get with Hannah last night"
"You know it. I totally gave her a Star Crunch!"
"Sweet dude, totally sweet."

by tblaforge July 23, 2007

Admiral Crunch

A breakfast consisting of Cap'n Crunch cereal covered in rum. Purportedly the favored breakfast of Stephen Colbert.

John preferred to eat Admiral Crunch for breakfast because he's a raging alcoholic.

by Drunk Pirate June 11, 2009

crap'n crunch

When u take a cornish shit in a womens dry mouth and she chews it up and spits it in ur mouth.

Man i could go for some crap'n crunch.

by Senoir Crap'n Crunch July 5, 2003

muncha crunch

A bomb ass girl that any guy can fall in love with within seconds, A girl who can not be a bitch no matter how hard she tries, an asset to any man, Instant popularity upon meeting with Muncha Crunch. A great freind and one that any one that can be proud of and will have for life

Damn u see Muncha Crunch today, she lookin extra foine today, lets go pretend to know her so we look cool

by Blah Blee May 3, 2005