holy true crime

when something in the true crime community is shocking / epic

holy true crime that’s epic

by tedbundyswife2020 April 2, 2020

Word Crimes

When you spell the same paragraph as someone else only in different spelling.
"Just keep in mind that "be", "see", "are", "you"
Are words, not letters
Get it together
Use your spell-checker
You should never
Write words using numbers
Unless you're seven
Or your name is Prince" - Weird Al (Word Crimes)

Behold the fall of literacy, it started with and emote and ended with a whimper. I hate these WORD CRIMES.......

by Stillwatter August 21, 2022

hate crime

this is a crime you do because you really hate someone and you will do anything to put them away. you lie about them committing crimes or keep harassing them to they threaten to kill you whatever you can do to get away with it and put them away. a lot of times because you jealous of them

hate crime people is serious terrorist who don't ever get punish or caught

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ May 19, 2022

The Perfect Crime

A specific Poop in which after defecating and beginning the wiping process, the defecator finds no residue of said poop on the toilet paper, thus getting away Scott-Free.

"Dude, I just got away with The Perfect Crime!"

"No way! I thought those were impossible!"

by Jay-Swagg August 20, 2012

Granny Crime

This is a name earned by robbing someone lads gaff over the age of 70, you must be a granny but gender doesnt matter

"Hey Paul did you hear that Peter mate is granny crime?"

by The funny word game May 20, 2020

blow crime

Black-on-white violent crime.

Surprisingly, blow crimes have nothing to do with oral sex.

by Lucian T. Skeptic November 25, 2022

Crime R

A phrase referring to the words "nigga" and "nigger," the latter being referred to as "the crime R", originally "the hard R" but rephrased after woke people pushed for a graffiti change in the videogame Stellar Blade.

-Dude...this guy's being a racist asshole, dropping Crime Rs every sentence.
-Crime Rs? Dafuk is that, bro?
-It's like Hard Rs, but woke-approved. Haven't you played Stellar Blade, dude?

by AmicableFriend April 25, 2024