bourbon cream

best biscuit ever made, much better than custard creams

Bob: Aye Pat I'm wanting a bourbon cream
Pat: Aye I'll get one for you right now

by TheBomberEggAAAAAAAAA September 29, 2020

Cream Flaps

Cream flaps are vag lips that have been squirted with a healthy dose of cum.

Last night Jason blew 5 loads in Marci and her cream flaps were sticking to her panties.

by MrsRuff March 13, 2014

society cream

cosmetic makeup designed to increase social appeal

Without that society cream smeared on her face, Avril is a nice looking woman (albeit not stunning).

With society cream covering her face, Avril looks like a whore. Unfortunately, she caters to a society full of people who prefer whores over nice looking women.

by gargleblaster August 09, 2006

Squirty Cream

What happens when a man ejaculates inside a woman who then proceeds to squirt afterwards.

Also a British term for what the Americans call Whipped Cream in a can.

Ginger was horrified to find that Neil was covered in Squirty Cream after she climaxed on top of him.

by Dr Bradburry September 10, 2021

cream straw

The act of ejaculating into a condom, then have your significant other suck the contents from the condom.

Hey babe, how about a cream straw for dessert?

by sweet spot 69 January 01, 2014

he-cream.

Another word for sperm.

Substituted frequently for love juice, cum, sausage water, salad dressing.

That brod from the club loves he-cream.

I got some he-cream for ya lips.

by Bawss_Man December 17, 2010

Morning Cream

To receive a coffee and oral sex while you are sleeping/waking up.

"Today my boyfriend gave me some morning cream and let's just say I'm wide awake!"

by Jakeypoo1991 October 15, 2013