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professional camper

A homeless person living on the land using items acquirred from nearby residences through theft. Typically a resident of the cardboard housing projects.
That dude ain't no bum, he's a professional camper...
by My cock! January 18, 2022
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Reverse Cramer

A) When you do the opposite of what button pushing Melvin Chad's scream at you on a weekly basis.

B) When your eating a girl's ass and she sharts, so you kiss her. Aka Reverse ass to mouth through a broker.
Scenario 1
Paper Hands: I just listened to Cramer and bought $NTFLX, now I'm down $8k
Ape: You always do a Reverse Cramer idiot

Scenario 2
Guy 1: I ate my girls ass and she sharted
Guy 2: Should have Reverse Cramered her
by Chubby_Panda83 April 23, 2022
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popped a camper

When you bust a fart that lingers for a while.
I popped a camper on the elevator on the way up and that fucker was waiting on me when I went back down.
by The Sikness May 16, 2018
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popped a camper

When you fart and it lingers for a long time .
I popped a camper on the elevator on the way up to jimmys office and it still reaked when I came back down!
by The Sikness April 13, 2018
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Talkative Almond crapper

When a talkative employee lets his boss ejaculate into his dirty lil ace hole. And then pushes out the wet soggy almond droppings.
While doing lawn work for his boss Mike Had a Talkative Almond crapper experience.
by Big Bad Daddy March 9, 2019
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roof top camper

A roof top camper is what is considered a scum of the universe

A roof top camper is in all video games that are FPS but most common in the following games

Call of duty, apex, fortnight etc.
Gamer one: I just killed by the scum of the universe

Gamer two: roof top camper

Gamer one: yep
by Pp water big daddy April 24, 2021
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Tennessee turtle turd clamper

It’s where two guys are in a pond and find a snapping turtle and don’t know which end is which but they both pull them out and see which one gets the poop chute and which one gets the clamp
Tennessee turtle turd clamper, Oh my God Jim did you see Jerry do that Tennessee Turtle turd clamper last night it snapped his dick off
by Tennessee dh November 8, 2021
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