lurch crab

One who is caught in the act of lurching among friends and family.

Titanas was born a lurch crab and is destined to always remain one.

by Snowbone July 28, 2009

Crab Tom

Crab Tom is a photographic screenshot from the popular cartoon Tom & Jerry. Tt is the embodiment of a number of emotions: confusion, disgust, fascination, disdain, discomfort or even distrust. It's unique stats makes it thrice as effective against arguments, claims, or, in general, situations that acknowledge or support the existence of furries or furry paraphernalia and propaganda.

having sex with my pet isn't bad because it doesn't cause it any harm.
*insert Crab Tom*

by bishname November 18, 2018

crab box

case you can get by playing crab game with gay stuff inside;

jeff: i get a crab box let's open it

another jeff: wow you're lucky crab box are very cool

by Lucas le caribou January 28, 2022

The coconut crab

A shit enemy in the roblox game Bee swarm simulator. It drops shit loot and is only used for accessing the coconut cave. Spawns in 35 bee zone.

SHIT THE COCONUT CRAB KILLED ME AGAIN

by defined.com November 22, 2022

Crab-Herps

1. An illness which involves pubic lice, a.k.a. crabs, which have herpes. Most likely found on those who choose not to shower.

2. What you tell someone your ex has.

Dwayne: Man, yo so dirtay, your crabs got the herps.
Shawn: you got the "Crab-Herps" from the girl down the hall, too?

by civic_90 April 20, 2009

Crab Smithy

One who partakes in the act of artificially inseminating crabs for leisure and or recreation

I paid that crab smithy 11 dollars to wash my car

by MamaDuck April 24, 2009

crab noise

A noise that a crab makes

Man did you hear that crab it was making a crazy crab noise *crab noise*

by bingobitch December 24, 2018