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costco

noun describing someone that is generally over the top, loud, big, larger than life to a point where it can be a little painful
She's nice but she's just a bit Costco - there's always a lot going on.

Just fucking chill dude, why ya gotta be costco all the time?
by EG1978 November 7, 2018
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Cossack Wedding

The theoretical outcome of a complete and total military invasion of Ukraine by the Russian Federation. While Ukraine would be destroyed, Russia would have no chance of winning the war and defeating Ukraine. The historic Cossack bloodline of Ukrainians would fiercely awaken to lead a guerrilla war so intense that Vladimir Putin would be forced to send thousands of dead Russian aggressors in massive swarms of trucks back home across the border.
Don’t worry! Even though Russia has one of the strongest militaries in the world, Putin would never even try to fully invade Ukraine! He knows it would be a Cossack Wedding.
by Jonathan Coleman November 28, 2018
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Bench Coach

A has-been ex-baseball manager, politically connected to the current manager, who spends each game surreptitiously picking both his nose, and splinters out of his ass, with no other discernable duties.
Don Zimmer is bseball's quintesential bench coach.
by Richard Kirshen October 27, 2003
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sunshine coach

UK equiv. of short bus.
by oracle March 12, 2004
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nutrition coach

An individual who would like to be a dietitian but is too lazy or incompetent to get a BS or MS in nutrition, complete 1200 hours of practical experience and pass a national exam.
I don't eat carbs because my nutrition coach said they are bad for me.
by Fresh foodie August 12, 2014
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Life Coach

A life coach is a narcissist who is trying to capitalize on their capacity to make others believe they’re better than them. They generally are pretty messed-up themselves and will try to influence you into adopting a life style that resembles theirs because of course they got it all figured out. A life coach is likely teach questionable mindsets such as toxic positivity and empty empowerment or to give uneducated advice about nutrition, exercise, weight loss, mental health, career and love life, only to name a few. They might also try to lure you into sketchy practices such as multi-level marketing, alternative medicine, crystals and similar pseudoscience concepts.
My vegan yoga instructor with zero education has offered to become my life coach for a mere 300$ a month!
by Powercat The Gamer November 7, 2022
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Coach

An adjective that is close in definition to the word "sick".
Derived from the noun Coach, meaning a person of expertise that has plenty of skill and knowledge.
Man your new ride is too coach!
I know bro, check out the chrome 22s!
by IBZam September 26, 2011
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