Conversation Sniper

Someone who, with one well timed, well aimed remark (shot) has the ability to disable and/or terminate a conversation.

Note: Not to be confused with Conversation Bomber.

Guy 1: Dude, that chick is bangin'!
Guy 2: I'd do things to her that would make a hooker think twice.
Conversation Sniper: She's not bad, but I think I would want to talk to her for a bit before hand just so I know I won't be stuck with some weird girl for the rest of the night.

Guy1: Kill Shot........

by The Gunnersmate March 2, 2012

The Law of Ass Eating Conservation

The universal scientific law which states that for every ass-eater, there must be an accompanying ass-eatee to maintain the balance between both sides of the ass-eating spectrum. For every person who claims to be both, there must also exist a person that claims to be neither. Similar to Newton’s Law of Equal and Opposite Reactions.

Person 1: Dude I absolutely love eating ass, what about you?
Person 2: Actually, I enjoy getting my ass eaten, which means the two of us successfully satisfy the Law of Ass Eating Conservation

by Screw-It-I'm-Out June 18, 2021

conversating

when people are talking, past tense of "talkin to eachoter" if u know what i mean!

Shaniqua and Jessica are talkin: hey girl you know Keisha done had another ba...
DeJohn inturrupts: (pullin @ Jessicas leg) Muh, Muh, Muh, Muh
Jessica says: Boy dont you see me and Niqua conversating? Get yo ass outta here!

by Robert E J March 10, 2009

coversation

the conversation you have with your sleep mate about whether or not you want the covers up and other bed related affairs

I can't stand Rondah's new quilt! We had the longest coversation about it last night.

by Badmotherfucker Jones May 29, 2007

conversation rape

when someone talks about something for way too long without comprehending the social cues you are giving off that clearly explain that you are completely uninterested in what they are waxing philosophically about

while I was pity talking to my ex-boyfriend he conversation raped me for 45 minutes about his boring job

by EspyWoodcrest October 19, 2011

Conversational Remorse

Illiterate tween's rendition of esprit d'escalier; also, the feeling you get if ever you find yourself talking to a "digital native" millennial who's blithely ignorant about the physical world or events that occurred before 2005.

When Amanda began to recount the top trending memes and emoji from her Instavine twit-feed I was stricken with pangs of conversational remorse.

by Statler/Waldorf March 22, 2016

Courageous Conversation

Any discussion that makes the white people in the room feel uncomfortable for more than 5 seconds.

going forward, stakeholders must be mainstreamed through courageous conversations about race.

by ChairmanLuedtke January 7, 2015