commit lithuania

Term that relates to self harm, replacement for "commit suicide".

This will make you sound like a complete retard if used frequently, so I'd recommend using kys instead.

(Friend:) Math class ain't that bad
(You:) shut your gay ass up and go commit lithuania
(Low Tier God:) You should kys NOW

by nevets_ January 20, 2024

Commit Shaming

Commit Shaming is when a person called Marcel, shames a person called Tim, because the size and amount of commits do not match the work done.

Marcel: Why the fuck did you commit only the title??
Tim: I thought we had to commit more?
Marcel: Yes but not stupid commits like this!!

Marcel has used Commit Shaming, which was very effective.

by TimAtOak July 06, 2021

commit toaster bath

suicide in fancier words.

"i want to commit toaster bath"

by suffocation_is_lol December 28, 2022

Commit toaster bath

When someone tells you to commit toaster bath you should tell them ok I will do it

Person:go commit toaster bath
Person 2: ok I will never hanks for the idea

by Clown rat February 12, 2020

Go commit uninstall life

A way of saying someone has to die in Roblox©. (Gotta love the ©).

"Go commit #######" (suicide is censored by Roblox©) is now "Go commit uninstall life"

by jubiman December 11, 2018

Commit a Theft King

Telling someone to commit a theft king is essentially telling someone to go to hell. This term came about when popular YouTuber Theft King told YouTuber and game developer Kane Carter to burn in hell.

Go commit a theft king.

by Meznight July 18, 2024

Committed the drisis

A person who used to be average that turned into a man that has a creepy mustache and resembles drisis

John:That guy committed the drisis!

by Bentoboy June 08, 2020