coffee bitch

A person who is designated to make, or pickup coffee every morning, mid-afternoon, and evening.

Who told the coffee bitch to not make coffee, bitch?

by Bruce Halstead May 3, 2007

Coffee Bitch

A male person who makes coffee at a AA meeting or NA meeting.

Where is the coffee bitch this coffee sucks and I am going to kick his ass.

by lash505 August 21, 2007

Coffee

The life source to natives of New Jersey. Commonly found in many bottomless cups at any given diner. It sobers, it rejuvinates, it's you're only friend at 3:00 A.M. when that morning paper is due.

Man in a diner: "I'll have some coffee"

by Andy May 6, 2003

Coffee Grinding

A term that is gaining popularity in first-person shooter online multi-player games like "Modern Warfare: 2". "Coffe Grinding" is the act of, upon a successful kill of another player, crouching over the head of the victim's dead body and proceding to perform a "grinding" motion leaving behind a residue of feces with the consistency of "used coffee grinds". This act is to shame and humiliate the victim player, and usually incites anger and violence. Normally performed when one player is "owning" another or a team of others.

After I knifed him for the 4th time in a row I felt like coffee grinding that loser as he bled out on the floor. I ran over and coffee grinded my ass all over his face and then knifed him again.

by The best part of waking up November 22, 2009

scottish coffee filter

An alternative to tea bagging in online games. It involves pantomiming the act of defecating into the mouths of your fallen foes, while describing the event in detail over voice-chat.

"Yo man, why you grimacing? You gettin' tea bagged in Halo?"
"Worse! I'm getting the scottish coffee filter!"

by Ravenpoe April 22, 2009

Coffee Wanker

The act of ordering a Ridiculously long named coffee normally from a franchise coffe shop such as starbucks.

These people are called coffee wankers.

Jesus Victoria couldnt you have just ordered a large White coffee from starbucks instead of a Grande Skinny Latte with soya milk, twist of lemon and a sprinkle of Cinnamon and shot of vanilla? you dirty coffee wanker.

by Moonbizzle III September 25, 2009

dereks coffee

An amazing coffee chain started by Dereks Gerard

Starbucks is the rival to Dereks Coffee

by Jdjsnskznsks July 10, 2019