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Jeremiah Combs

A tallish nerdy guy that people tend to like for no apparent reason. He generally types with a series of random thoughts ending with a "...". this "character" jeremiah rants about things that most people dont care about and he retains knowledge like you retain water
"Im not goth, but if you call me anything other than that ill look a little pissed, ask you what the fuck and give you the finger cus you fucking deserve it assfuck." - Jeremiah Combs on "lame fucking idiocultures"
"quit drinking that pisswater and get something with some substance" - Jeremiah Combs on "camomile tea"
"religion, haaaaaaaaaah" Jeremiah Combs on, you guessed it, religion.
by Micheal Westwardly May 27, 2009
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Spontanious Animal Combustion

Phenomenon in which any animal caught defacating on my lawn bursts into flames, and it wasn't my fault.
Bob: "Howdy neighbor! By any chance, have you seen my sweet little Sparky? He's been missing for two days now."

Jeffy: "Uhhh....uhhhhh....I didn't do it."

Bob: "What?"

Jeffy: "You're not gonna believe this: I was mowing my lawn the other day and...I smelled something...burning. I looked over to see poor Sparky engulfed in a ball of fire, yelping for help......but by the time I reached him he was utterly consumed and only his ashes remained. That's what happened to Sparky. I'm not lying, it was Spontanious Animal Combustion Bob."

Bob: ".............*gurgles*"
by Jeffy the Retarded Beaver August 19, 2007
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5 Hit Combo

1. A person who is so ugly they might as well have just experienced being hit 5 times in a row, like in Street Fighter.

2. A different way to say shit. When 5 hit combo is displayed in a game, it looks like it says the word shit.
1. (Seeing a really ugly girl:) "5 Hit Combo, man."

2. "She said don't come near her again, man."
"Oh, 5 Hit Combo."
by Dan In The World April 23, 2006
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Composting

When having sex, the woman orgasms so hard that she shits while in the middle of the orgasm. If the partner is a man, gets shit all over his balls. If the partner is a woman, gets shit up her vagina.
My boyfriend split my booty last night , and after plowing for a while, became upset with me because I ended up composting him.
by TeaseMe_25 April 23, 2017
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combo

A type of guitar amplification which the power amp and pre-amp section is housed inside one box with the speaker(s), usually on the top.
The Mesa/Boogie Road King combo is the best I ever played.
by Yngwie Malmsteen June 30, 2004
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C-c-c combo breaker

When Barack Obama changes up a history of white presidents by being black and being the 44th President.
Dude 1: Yo, Barack Obama just got elected President by stomping John McCain!

Dude 2: C-C-C COMBO BREAKER!!!!!
by DeazKnights March 19, 2009
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Combo-locked

Getting hit often enough that the hit stun doesn't allow you to move while you are stuck in a combo.
"Avoid his attacks! Don't just sit there!"
"I can't! I'm combo-locked!"
by hailthemotherland March 6, 2015
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