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Colorado Gasline

- Also called “reverse CPR”, this is commonly regarded as a sexual position similar to the lotus flower in which a couple sits in a river, stream, or large tub. One person sits up right with legs forward as the partner sits between the other’s legs and facing his/her partner. The second person then wraps his/her legs around the other while attempting to angle his/her anus towards the other so that both person’s anuses touch.

- With one person relaxed and a seal established, the other proceeds to fart into the anus of the other; similar to the mouth-to-mouth resuscitation technique taught in CPR classes.

- For added safety and maximum benefit, fill tub with water or jello to improve seal and assist with gas leak detection.

- *NOTE: not to be confused with the Colorado Gas Line Charge in which a tube is inserted into both anuses and the couple proceeds to fart into each other’s rectums in an attempt to “charge” each other’s line
If you need your partner to “warm your soul” ask for the Colorado Gasline
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nucla Colorado

Nucla Colorado that one place I can get meth from your grandma
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Colorado

"how do you describe Colorado?"
"A hormonal teenager"
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colorado hip disease

When a female has pronated, wide, curvy, soft, sweet, hot, delicious hips.
Damn see that milf, she got Colorado hip disease
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Colorado Bitches

The worst fucking women on the planet.

Some characteristics would be: impatient, complains a lot, slutty, think they’re the hottest bitch on the planet, and so fucking annoying you’ll want to snap your own neck.

Acceptable names for girls from Colorado are as followed: Bitch, Whore, Skank, piece of fucking trash, literally anything other than what they would want to hear.
Person 1: “Yo what were the Colorado Bitches like?”

Person 2: “I took some dubs, and took some Ls but fucking hated all of them”
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Colorado s'more

Following a Colorado Campfire, you complete the s'more experience by directing the girls lit farts at the marshmallow thus ensuring a delicious toasty s'more.
My girl took the Colorado Campfire up to the next level by lighting her flatus and giving me a Colorado s'more.
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The Ol’ Colorado

When you suffer an injury, for which you are admitted to the hospital for multiple days. Then you fuck your case worker.
“Surgery went well! Afterward, he was feeling good enough to give her the Ol’ Colorado.”
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