They Cheered for it. A Colorado Wall. A wall. In Colorado. To stop the Mexicans from crossing the border. in Colorado.
by Danky Kang October 23, 2019

When your partner squirts whipped cream up their ass, squats down on your face and proceeds to blast said ass cream directly in your mouth and nose. Often leaving a white, frothy mound from forehead to chin.
by Mintmas July 31, 2024

by Lao shaeing May 3, 2018

Eating a girl out on day 2 of her period while she's bloated like a bushel of crushed tomatoes. Then she Queefs in your mouth as she cums, so you spit the uterine wall sheddings atop a Denver omelette and eat your breakfast like a true mountain man.
Dude she didn't tell me she was on her period. I didn't have to order breakfast in the morning though. She queefed in my mouth and I topped my Denver omelette with the ol' Colorado Ketchup Packet! I didn't offer her any but I don't think she was hungry anyway.
by Dr Hill February 19, 2024

An abortion in Texas is referred to as a camping trip to Colorado. Since a person can be sued in Texas for helping another person get an abortion, people use this code.
“Girl, that guy who couch surfs knocked me up last month. I need to yeet a fetus!”
“I got you, girl, we’re setting up a camping trip to Colorado.”
“I got you, girl, we’re setting up a camping trip to Colorado.”
by arlingo December 6, 2023

A small town of about 1000 people. 850 being elderly. Not much in Pierce to do but a skatepark, store, and a bar. Not that interesting.
Dude 1 :Dude have you heard about Pierce, Colorado?
Dude 2 :No.
Dude 1 :Well there's just a bunch of old people, Don't worry about it.
Dude 2 :No.
Dude 1 :Well there's just a bunch of old people, Don't worry about it.
by Buck Choklit March 25, 2011

After taking such a brutal shit, you have to use dude whipes and go two knuckles deep in your asshole to clean everything out.
by savannahbananas December 7, 2023
