Camping trip to Colorado

An abortion in Texas is referred to as a camping trip to Colorado. Since a person can be sued in Texas for helping another person get an abortion, people use this code.

“Girl, that guy who couch surfs knocked me up last month. I need to yeet a fetus!”

“I got you, girl, we’re setting up a camping trip to Colorado.”

by arlingo December 6, 2023

colorado coathanger

The tried and true trick of inserting a bent wire coat hanger into the vagina to abort a baby.

Jessica's ex-boyfriend got her pregnant and she couldn't tell her parents, so she had to do the ol' Colorado Coathanger trick.

by Grodon Fereman November 22, 2020

Colorado Kodiak

After taking such a brutal shit, you have to use dude whipes and go two knuckles deep in your asshole to clean everything out.

After deadlifting 3 plates Keith had to run to the bathroom to perform a emergency Colorado Kodiak.

by savannahbananas December 7, 2023

Pierce, Colorado

A small town of about 1000 people. 850 being elderly. Not much in Pierce to do but a skatepark, store, and a bar. Not that interesting.

Dude 1 :Dude have you heard about Pierce, Colorado?
Dude 2 :No.
Dude 1 :Well there's just a bunch of old people, Don't worry about it.

by Buck Choklit March 25, 2011

Colorado Snowman

When a man masturbates during the winter but does not clean any of the residue, semen or "snow", off during the entire winter eventually leading to a point of no return where the penis is no longer visible and only a snowman shaped figure can be made out of the residue near the end of the winter.

Did ya hear about Earl? His mom caught with a Colorado Snowman and now he has to repent for his sins!... and take a bath!

by Brownsugar December 30, 2013

Colorado mark up

The difference between the higher price you pay in an adult use dispensaries and the lower black market rate for equivalent goods.

Guy 1: "Man I could use some bud."
Guy 2: "Lets hit the pot shops, shits legal now."
Guy 1: "No, I gotta wait for my dealer to get back to me, I cant afford the Colorado mark up."

by Humboldt glottologist March 5, 2014

USS Colorado

The second ship designated with the name Colorado

A Ship that one of its class was involved in the last battle of Battleships

Willis Lee: "The USS Colorado is a useful ship"
Maximillian Von Spee" Nein, it is still worse than Bismark"
George Dewy: "Oh well at least it survived longer"

by [spacebar] January 25, 2021