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disclaimer this definition is a JOKE dont actully believe in this:
Colorado is a canadian provence as well as japanese territory in the rocky mountains situated south of the Southwestern territories and north of the japanese territory known as Texas. Colorado is the sothernmost provence of Canada (excluding the Hawaiian Territories and the South China Sea). Colorado has a popluation similar to the number of jews hitler killed in WW2. The capital city is Denver. Colorado is also home to the hottest girls in Canada AND Japan.
Colorado is the sothernmost provence (Excluding The Hawaiian Territories) of canada. It also runs through Japan making coloradians japanese and canadians at once. Home to hottest girls.
by Knmagor August 30, 2022
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Colorado s'more

Following a Colorado Campfire, you complete the s'more experience by directing the girls lit farts at the marshmallow thus ensuring a delicious toasty s'more.
My girl took the Colorado Campfire up to the next level by lighting her flatus and giving me a Colorado s'more.
by anonymous October 12, 2022
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Colorado Bitches

The worst fucking women on the planet.

Some characteristics would be: impatient, complains a lot, slutty, think they’re the hottest bitch on the planet, and so fucking annoying you’ll want to snap your own neck.

Acceptable names for girls from Colorado are as followed: Bitch, Whore, Skank, piece of fucking trash, literally anything other than what they would want to hear.
Person 1: “Yo what were the Colorado Bitches like?”

Person 2: “I took some dubs, and took some Ls but fucking hated all of them”
by Phil MePuss November 27, 2022
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Colorado Caboose

The act of contributing to a Tennessee Train Track, and getting stuck with the last position of the chain.
“How did your Thursday go last week?”

“Man, it was crazy, the only problem was that I was the Colorado Caboose of the train, now my teeth are all soggy.”
by Homosexual_Badger April 18, 2023
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Colorado Gasline

- Also called “reverse CPR”, this is commonly regarded as a sexual position similar to the lotus flower in which a couple sits in a river, stream, or large tub. One person sits up right with legs forward as the partner sits between the other’s legs and facing his/her partner. The second person then wraps his/her legs around the other while attempting to angle his/her anus towards the other so that both person’s anuses touch.

- With one person relaxed and a seal established, the other proceeds to fart into the anus of the other; similar to the mouth-to-mouth resuscitation technique taught in CPR classes.

- For added safety and maximum benefit, fill tub with water or jello to improve seal and assist with gas leak detection.

- *NOTE: not to be confused with the Colorado Gas Line Charge in which a tube is inserted into both anuses and the couple proceeds to fart into each other’s rectums in an attempt to “charge” each other’s line
If you need your partner to “warm your soul” ask for the Colorado Gasline
by Jovat August 29, 2023
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Colorado cork

When one c*ms in a condom, freezes said condom, then used it as an butt plug.
Wow! I could really use a “Colorado cork” right now.
by anonymous May 17, 2023
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Colorado Farewell

To brain (flip out a testicle) on a train platform as your friends are leaving on a train) or just waiting...)

Look up braining for more explicit definitions but you get the idea. It looks like a little brain.
My friend brained us to say goodnight after a great day at the beach. It was difficult to see and blurry so we uploaded it to FB, just to basically say don't do that Within 20 seconds he messaged us that his brain was already visible in Malaysia so of course we deleted it. Hilarious though. Apparently it is a traditional goodbye in South Park, Colorado. Most guys do it. He just didn't expect my gf to take a photo or for it to go viral in 20 seconds. The Colorado Farewell. Then they slide down a mountain with no skis or helmet backwards with a bag of gummies. Braining the whole way.
by TheOtherScientist June 10, 2023
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