Cleaning

The thing you’re probably supposed to be doing right now. You would usually hire an illegally immigrated over friendly Mexican woman to do it, but you’re broke.

Man I hate cleaning. Can I borrow some money to hire a cleaning lady?

by Rufusruckus November 2, 2017

Cleaning

Bullshit you have to do.

Person1: Ugh I can’t go I have cleaning to do!
Person2: That’s bullshit! You cleaned yesterday.

by TheMissingCow December 2, 2017

Clennis

Best looking guy you ever met.

That guy clennis is a good looking guy

by Clennis montell June 9, 2018

Cleaning

Stuffing thing underneath your pillow

"why are there socks underneath your pillow?"
"I was cleaning Jonathan"

by Dabonthedead October 20, 2018

Cleaning Beer

A beer that you drink when cleaning

I will clean the kitchen but first let me grab a cleaning beer.

by Greatgreencabbage November 9, 2018

cleansed

It's what non-peasants feel when they have undertaken activities that reduce the burden of their lavish lifestyles. Such activities include - Mad streaks in gambling, Taking no losses and Downing large amounts of sugar free monster energy drinks.

6 ft 4, Rolex & Cleansed

by Goated December 8, 2018

cleaningness

same thing as cleanliness; cleaned; something which is back to originality or untouched

To ensure cleaningness, can you make sure to apply extra soap detergent on the sponge when you wash the dishes? We wouldn't want to upset the customers. Thank you!

by jeffersonson June 29, 2019