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Classical Music

The best genre of music EVER. It has many notable composers such as Beethoven, Mozart, Chopin, Bach, Prokofiev, Saint-Saens and more. It is the most complex type of music and most pieces are so beautiful and gentle. Some other are violent, whereas some others are a waltz.

Classical music is so underrated and stereotyped as boring. It's fucking not you dumb idiots. Take a look at fucking Stravinsky, The Rite of Spring. Or how bout' Liszt, huh?

Regardless, give a go and listen to it. Some recommendations are, for violent, Liszt, Rachmanioff, Brahms, Stravinsky, Saint-Saens, Shostakovich, Berlioz, Prokofiev, Ysaye, etc. For gentle you can choose Chopin, Franck, Debussy, Ravel (most works), Mozart, etc. Other composers that are in an in-between are Beethoven, Bach, Handel, Schubert, Schumann, Grieg, etc.
I love to use classical music for studying and sleeping.
by beginning to feel suicidal September 19, 2019
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Classic Nelson

An exclamation said when a person does something that lacks significant IQ. It’s often characterized by a very clumsy movement or saying of words. Classic Nelson is said with an emphasis on the “l” ie clllasic Nelson.
You just poured cheese-water on yourself ; Classic Nelson!

Bro that guy just ate 41 oranges ; Classic nelson!

That guy just took a bite out of a stick of deodorant; Classic Nelson!
by Classic Nelson March 1, 2020
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Classical Conditioning

A very primal and potent form of instinctive behavioral learning. This is innate in humans and animals of all kind (including fish, worms, etc). Classical conditioning forms the reason and basis for all unhealthy addictions and fetishes.

In an Orwellian type of situation, one could theoretically take over the world if they could classical condition their citizens (in fact, megacorporations are already doing it right now via advertisements).
The teacher played the exact same song every time we took a quiz. I now hate that song thanks to classical conditioning.

Even though I ate dinner, I started craving for a burger after watching a Wendy's commercial, all thanks to classical conditioning.

After seeing all these hot bikini girls in a beer commercial, brad suddenly felt the desire to crack open a cold one, all thanks to classical conditioning.

You could very well get turned on by a fire hydrant all thanks to classical conditioning.
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Woodstick classic

The Woodstick classic is the Longest running rivalry in high school sports for these two lacrosse teams of prepy towns. Most stars of these events end up at top colleges for either lacrosse or academics (usually both). These events usually lead to parties of a life time and kids onlooking these game dream of starting for there varsity team and play in this rivalry.
The Woodstick classic parties are going to be mad lit
by Just a negro December 12, 2016
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Ragnar classic

When you do a insane clutch in minecraft
I JUST DID A INSANE RAGNAR CLASSIC!
by Unknown37364 November 9, 2020
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Founders Classical Academy of Corinth

You think YOUR school is bad? Just wait till you see this place. It's too poor to afford anything but books no one uses... not even enough parking. Don't even get me started on the teachers. If you are caught with your shirt untucked, you will be nailed to a cross and set aflame. The administration is a bunch of self-entitled white women who likely have never seen a dick bigger than the average human thumb. The students at this school are more toxic than the lunch food, which happens to have rats in it. The counselors might as well be the janitors, as most of the kids at this school look like they are about to shoot the place. All in all this shithole can be summed up in 4 words... Avoid at all costs.
Founders Classical Academy of Corinth made my brother kill himself.
by anonymous4827 May 17, 2022
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