Christopher Alexander

A guy who is SWAGLESS but thinks he has tons of swag. Listens to music such as : B.spears, kesha etc. (if you consider that music) pretty much the type of guy that hugs walls at all your school dances.

Damn, look at that christopher alexander just standing around looking at everyone else have fun

by RighteousJorge November 4, 2011

Christopher Columbus

An attempt at ejaculating on a woman's breast that mistakenly ends up on her face

"Dude, I just had a Christopher Columbus with her, and now she won't pick up the phone ... "

by P84 February 11, 2013

christopher farrel

Simp simp simp simp SIMP

Christopher farrel is a simp

by Happy elephant March 1, 2020

christopher romero

Christopher Romero is known to follow people to get more followers and then unfollows them.

Girl #1 : OMG!! Christopher romero just followed me!!

Girl #2: Really?? He did the same to me, but yesterday he unfollowed me!

Girl #3: Let's expose his ass!!

Girl #4: Hell yeah! Lets expose his fake ass!

by Exposed101 November 19, 2017

Christopher Walla

Christopher Walla is an awesome guitarist/vocalist for the best band in the world, Death Cab For Cutie. Dating the photographer/director Autumn De Wilde, he is from Washington State where the band currently resides.

Christopher Walla is sooo hot!! too bad he's dating Autumn De Wilde.

by Munnie Galt December 9, 2008

Christopher Allen

The most amazing person you could possible be with. His smile and brown eyes are just breath taking. The man of my dreams. He's always here whenever i need him. Thru thick and thin. THE BEST IN BED. Sexy asssss. Red head<3 just the best thing thats ever happend to me. i love christopher and i want us to be toghether forever. A.A.F

Dangg.. I'm in love with Christopher Allen

by ilovechristopher October 23, 2011

St. Christopher

Catholic patron saint of travel.

I have a picture of St. Christopher in my car. He protects me as I travel.

by The Leader 101 March 6, 2009