choadesack

term for a asshat, douchebag, or a fucktard.

He is such a choadesack

by maxertx June 24, 2009

chafing the bishop

jacking off , also known as touching yourself

Dude, get out of here, I'm chafing the bishop. Hey! Mom! get out of here too, my life is ruined forever.

by anakinbishop February 4, 2010

Cherry choad

1) A virgin choad
2) A choad-sporting male who has not yet experienced sexual intercourse
3) A cherry chubby

"he ain't tapped nothing yet. He's a cherry choad."

"That skanky cougar is dying to pounce on his cherry choad!"

by Scare Jeff April 2, 2009

choa

1. A hoe.

2. An expression of negativity toward someone, usually implying weakness. Used sarcastically as well.

1. Lemme get dat choa. How much she be?

2. -Aye dawg, you bein' a choa.
-Naw. Bring yo' choa ass on.

by ALMUTHAFCKINX69 January 29, 2006

choad

A choad is a literary device used to describe a penis that is very short and thicker than it's length, that is not to say that a choad is a long penis that just happens to be wider than it is long, a choad is a stub of a penis.

A choady choad choader is a choader that choads choads... haha i had to put that in

It must be embarassing to be that guy with his pint size choad, I actually feel bad for him.

by Deibiddo May 27, 2006

Choad

a small but fat penis, most often found in fat people.

kayla:did you sleep with david
Tori: hell no he has a Choad!

by syn date rap April 1, 2008

Choadface

A person, usually male, who plays video games, dresses like a fag, acts like a virgin, might be on the virge of becoming bi or gay, and wants to have sex with his/her cousin.

Tommy: All that guys does is play Pokemon and doesn't even check out those girls.

Bill: He probably jerks off to gay animal porn too.

Tommy: He's such a Choadface!

by Braze13 April 24, 2010