Chelsea

swallows ;)

oh look at that chelsea *mouth full of cum*

by jxshmcdxxgxll July 27, 2016

Chelsea

Slutty ass bitch. Nudes for dayz. Generally big. Can't pull for shit.

"Nobody wants to be a Chelsea"

by Sophie Luck December 31, 2016

Chelsea

Chelsea is an ugly girl. She is very stupid, and can’t even even deny it. She is like a boy magnet. She is usually small in size, but her energy lasts for days. She likes to be nice, and loves to laugh. The best part about a Chelsea is that you can never predict her next move.

Person 1: I’m Chelsea’s ex and I want her back.
Person 2: wait I’m Chelsea’s ex... AND I WANT HER BACK!
Person 3: haha suckers Chelsea is with me.

by cici69 October 23, 2018

Chelsea Smile

To place the open mouth of any person, excluding Chelsea Londoners on the kerbing of a road and stamp on the back of the victim's head, causing their cheek skin to tear and bleed. This followed by a kicking to the face and/or chest/stomach.

I'll give that Daz a fuckin 'chelsea smile' outside the chippy after the match.

by Sacha Baron Cohen June 4, 2005

Chelsey

She dumb as heck. A Weenie. She really likes hot wangs and crab legs. it's spelled with a 'y' u dinguses. she's also a dingus. why is she like that? I don't know. someone save her. she's crazy. did I mention she's a dingus. she overthinks a lot. also she's really dumb. like she's sooo dumb. why is she so dumb.

Ew, it's that Chelsey thing?
wow, it's so gross.

by spookyseagoat December 6, 2018

Chelsea 12-Hour

When one goes to a foreign city and hookups with a stranger within 12 hours. The origins date back to out-of-town gay men flocking to the Manhattan neighborhood of Chelsea in order to find a quick hookup before they return home.

Only problem with my tiny elite college in the middle of nowhere is that I always have to go to the City or Yale for a Chelsea 12-Hour; I need a bj even if there are too few gays on campus.

by 4lokorepresent December 3, 2010

chelseakins

a girl who is so sexy you jizz just at the sight of her, a girl you just want to lay down and have sex with

boy: can i have a tissue?
boy2: why?
boy: a chelseakins just walked past

by conwats May 11, 2011