The cell phone is a device originally intended to allow communication over long distances without the need of a grounded connection. however, recently, the cell phone has become the equivalent of a pace maker to many people.
millions of people in the world would die a slow and painful death due to not being in constant contact with there friends and family.
The use of new ever smaller cell phones has also caused much confusion due to the fact that you have no clue who they are talking to.
cell phones have shown to cause severe damage to the brains of rodents who were exposed to an active cell phone for extensive periods of time.
millions of people in the world would die a slow and painful death due to not being in constant contact with there friends and family.
The use of new ever smaller cell phones has also caused much confusion due to the fact that you have no clue who they are talking to.
cell phones have shown to cause severe damage to the brains of rodents who were exposed to an active cell phone for extensive periods of time.
While oringinally intended to be a communications device, the cell phone has found many other uses, including angering the older population with people who walk around seemingly talking to themselves.
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Get the cellgasm mug.A sensation that a cell phone is vibrating when it isn't. Experienced by someone who is used to carrying around a cell phone in a pocket or close the their body. This phenomenon can occur even if the person doesn't have the cell phone. Similar to phantom limb syndrome.
Whoa, I could have sworn my cellie was vibrating. But when I went to get it out of my pocket, it wasn't even there. I guess I just had a phantom cell experience.
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Get the Phantom Cell mug.A mystical object which has never been seen by human eyes. It has been said that this phone exists
1. a legendary object, which has never been seen by human eyes, with or without a determinable basis of fact or a natural explanation, that is rumored to be kept at her house stuffed in a drawer, which is naturally the most normal place for a cell phone to be.
2. stories or matter of this kind: realm of myth.
3. any invented story, idea, or concept.
4. an imaginary or fictitious thing or person: I had read about the Lady Of The Lake in Arthurian mythology in high school, and she's got nothing on Gayla's Cell Phone
5. an unproved or false collective belief that is used to justify a social institution.
1. a legendary object, which has never been seen by human eyes, with or without a determinable basis of fact or a natural explanation, that is rumored to be kept at her house stuffed in a drawer, which is naturally the most normal place for a cell phone to be.
2. stories or matter of this kind: realm of myth.
3. any invented story, idea, or concept.
4. an imaginary or fictitious thing or person: I had read about the Lady Of The Lake in Arthurian mythology in high school, and she's got nothing on Gayla's Cell Phone
5. an unproved or false collective belief that is used to justify a social institution.
Hey let's call Gayla on her cell phone! Oh wait, Gayla's Cell Phone is at home in her drawer, where it retains maximum usefulness.
by richurd September 23, 2008
Get the Gayla's Cell Phone mug.A suburban, white guy, usually over the age of 30, who lives in a basement apartment. He doesn't have a steady job, can't get a date, and listens to 80's power ballads on his stereo while cooking mac and cheese on a hot plate. Throw a mullet haircut and a possible substance abuse problem and you get the picture. This dude this also known as a basement dweller.
Jack Martin was a typical cellar dweller - no girl, no money, no job, no ambition - just his basement apartment which smelled like mildew, cigarette smoke, and semen.
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Get the cell mug.Incarcerated individual whose tone softens when he/she hears the gentle hum of the automatic release of their cell room door opening. When behind large locked metal door, will often make claim that he/she will, "...rape your fucking skull and shoot my skeet on yo' bitch ass neck...", but wil often close his/her own door in the event of an accidental sell block release.
Bubble Bitch: Hey Prescott, are you worried about those Chiefs in New Seg?
Prescott: "Fuck NO! Bunch of BITCH ASS CELL WARRIORS; ALL OF THEM!"
Prescott: "Fuck NO! Bunch of BITCH ASS CELL WARRIORS; ALL OF THEM!"
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