Christianity

The most persuasive organization ever created

Christianity has been able to convert billions of people throughout history to believe in blind faith

by Dubiks December 29, 2018

Christianity

A religion, not run by a man named Christian, where you worship a man made of bread

Christianity worships the bread man

by A better person than a person August 11, 2018

Christianity

A religion that has gotten a terrible reputation due to conservative imbeciles taking over the religion and committing immoral actions in the name of God. Jesus himself was actually very liberal and wanted to help guide people no matter what race or sex he/she was. So if you wanna shit talk about religion and all it's flaws, don't blame Jesus for it, blame all of the other idiots who use it as a shield to block their immoral actions.

*example of Christianity*
religious imbecile: The pope sexually abused that child as a way for him to get closer to God
Jesus: smfh

by Dubiks January 10, 2019

Christian

Small DIck child with no sence of humor and no knowledge

This person is 1 Christian

by Savage hunter (Maui-Hawaii) June 21, 2017

Christian

Christian is a very rude guy, Many people hate him to the bone

Guy: did you hear what Christian did to that one dude
Guy 2:yea , good thing i dont talk to him

by XyomamaX July 24, 2018

Christianity

Christianity is an Abrahamic, monotheistic religion based on the life and teachings of Jesus of Nazareth. It is the world's largest religion, with about 2.5 billion followers. Its adherents, known as Christians, make up a majority of the population in 157 countries and territories, and believe that Jesus is the Son of God, whose coming as the messiah was prophesied in the Hebrew Bible (called the Old Testament in Christianity) and chronicled in the New Testament.

I’m in Christianity

by Α January 13, 2022

Christian

people that, throughout history, have managed to covert at least one person from every ethnical group, that probably had a more reasonable religion(did not plan an uprising every 3 months in ancient Rome) before being bathed in a giant barrel while a bald man said things to his god such as "make sure this person does not get sinned", etc. In reality, all abrahamic religions think they are the only true religions and all other religions are sinners, which is why when they were conquered repeatedly in ancient times, they always held uprisings. They are assholes because of these reasons.

Matt is easily offended by jokes about god, because he is an annoying Christian.

by amanthatlivesinyourbasement May 11, 2017